tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-320262642024-02-28T12:37:37.192+08:00In the Lion's den...Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-90765418535987506142009-09-01T00:45:00.001+08:002009-09-01T00:45:53.516+08:00WTF~!What a nice gift, petrol price increase again. Cheebye~Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-61891877561399931172009-07-21T00:09:00.002+08:002009-07-21T00:12:42.802+08:00OMG!!!!!!The previous post is someone forwarded to me, so i just repost it. <div>Which gave me the inspiration to say the following:</div><div><br /></div><div>"Instead of debating over teaching maths and science in english or bm, why don't the ministry of education revise their syllabus in geography? At least for sure they wont produce more idiots who <a href="http://kuanlion.blogspot.com/2009/07/facts-about-where-i-was-born-and-raised.html">doesnt know their country</a> well?" </div><div><br /></div><div>I raised my case!</div>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-88854437308083780852009-07-19T22:54:00.001+08:002009-07-20T00:15:34.770+08:00Facts about where i was born and raised<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13px;"><span><span><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span style=" ;font-size:17px;"><span style="line-height: normal; font-size:180%;">IGNORANT</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">fellas asking</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13px;"> <span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><span style=" ;font-size:17px;"><span style="line-height: normal; font-size:180%;">STOOOPID</span></span></span></span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> questions about</span> <span style="line-height: normal; font-size:6;"><span style=" ;font-size:58px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); "><span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span><span>SA</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><span style=" ;font-size:58px;"><span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span><span>RA</span></span></strong></span></span><span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span><span>W</span></span></strong></span></span></span></span><span style=" ;font-size:58px;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0); "><span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span><span>A</span></span></strong></span></span><span><span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span>K</span></strong></span></span></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span><span>.</span></span></strong></span></span><br /><br /></span><div id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_outer-wrapper"><div id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_wrap2"><div id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_content-wrapper"><div id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_main-wrapper"><div class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_main EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_section" id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_main"><div class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_widget EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_Blog" id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_Blog1"><div class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_blog-posts"><div class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_post EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_uncustomized-post-template"><div class="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_post-body"><div align="center"><span style="line-height: normal; font-size:6;"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074754032781469266" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2dfXOSqn74p1nlBbgB5psg4qXgB2MNQV09VGtuN8_PN0-JN6Zs6ftZ6QIfta4rdeEfA_R0GBmFQDLqrAzbIizcQDqgT1LWFXPOBOno3gjvYXop2ghE7UP3e0tJqoFH8TGJIJF/s400/my-saraw.gif" border="0" /></span></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">sarawak flag</span></i><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074754492342969954" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwhJnOCVPevr2oFaK9ZWQ0NNsYeOfajHaR5PS7kXYMdjnpWmODPyd0DNQDcg1jkrAC3Ioh0PplxOeJ0vDne5kOmgFRTw1vwgIQ8e6P1E3JCjFacdzxIfL1zFlADKhyphenhyphendZrVetrX/s400/HORNBILL.JPG" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">our symbol, hornbill bird bird</span><br /></i><br /></div><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: Now, bastards. You understand?</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074745060594787730" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhboJys0NSV-F1u8eCa-su2q5YW5MJ_JQSrR8Cgh9bOzFVN2ez0rROepFmazc70jvsVjajaOmg89-0Rhx5WaE-MkX1re0l0BiTkYlaJWRGISIryPeasMSziMNGF-3E05j34deJk/s400/1q.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">everyone can fly. wtf</span></i><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span></i></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074745726314718626" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4dv5Z6sAWug5IboyKvv6gl77qWZbwrQS5ltb2fjso2la6wnjgpeLe2sivH4dFhArx5rhWOjzG-0ac0MccWEgwPtNFRITiNA6c-o-DQjVN84KbWOhAX7q8B0m9AjGr87J9eslB/s400/2q.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">my house</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: You guys have electricity or not?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: </span><span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">SESCO</span></strong></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">, mind you.</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074747624690263474" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlM85LWE9BmHWD1_SNB9Mn98gt0TYGQvWWhKo-Bt7G5rmpR8WGmIssq4mJjg3AoVrwjI41alrqWXcr_Lg-gLFLLh949muX2X7ajPVyj4jigdGsEKRWzisViSUpEzdBNpfX3tkA/s400/131786617_63fca9c7d4.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">SESCO building in Kuching</span></i><br /></div><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074747895273203138" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3rbL1vw0LhkRSgK5r4VcBgdnAH4sNE35mFspb6lEt2LRZEX0W7J9xIDJx4cUQAEJxsnuTObM_OWWpJdYK9vbQNkkEs0zXN_SrTqAvNzzfRT2hNr327TW-kMsXgjtMNSZBsYdJ/s400/1704381-Kuching_at_night-Kuching.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">son of BITCH. do we have electricity?</span></i><br /></div><br /><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: I use BUS</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074750412124038642" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglO5al6eGM9bdrSSYAHlziWjc7BBRApqJqla93jc84EqOa-b3vky5T5zGZyzx3cGlYWNyuKFM3kbs7tiJukSHkiiON-3PCpYBL84pE4bbXdTlk0Z374jRmpVYwUNwSFC8G3ZgY/s400/Miri_Airport_2.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Miri Airport</span></i><i style="font-style: italic; "><br /></i></div><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074748917475419618" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibWrb5qDL1ft4XsH1Zq2sNbCiNnYm7Z36XbR2ZJsJWjd5eZXvh2-tonM6Hg_yTx2AI75Dlv2FJQGuYgnjQtUsr9f-tWVY876Npk7MEuzwkDjXCJ4fNf0_ugzvff4keAMVwKrwL/s400/kuching+airport.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">d</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">o we have airport?. Kuching International Airport</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: Serious SHIT! You really believe? F8CK YOU.</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074748548108232146" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-lf7hBgAZQERT9Z9C4W29pLwIn2GrKjVNX0FlNSYTKL9qH4CDSoa8AxyfpPLYT8BzQ9UliZ3vArbe-uFYlUEEePF-vEyYxL2UxmnoKxP-YkgDPIriXIjgSDFxkOMa8y1WZTMT/s400/map.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">go. use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea</span></i><br /></div><br /><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Over there got what car?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: View below</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074751004829525506" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjypKYKH3MkMqTqSSVZ7cUj81soPV-SFKvL5mIJs87h3Qo-mnQ9iIW_fvqLvKuRoap6KYgUQXogZox-UrxY61mPD2RSGJCnvqzfRNo9vlw0Na5JBrVoZ1R_IpIyargFwkVllPWJ/s400/321100379_ecb8707250.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074751198103053842" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl4X_3sDSBe1lRGRtnYcNwmQHLAjyEdiJDLwkm4Q5czvRarr_HYHdvmiGlwLBRyFKBbnh7irC_Q8IzmjColAUZ33q3KId5l5vSIzTzJ1sbpOiQeCrtPmyvEkEGj4IiY38XcvIo/s400/213830278_3fb61fb9de.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">which car you want? WTF</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Got road or not?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: Shits. WTF.</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074751382786647586" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHnDFa28_4kDr2eMKUkZWMpZWUzDIgwKWfx9P3ALWYXYsyu4iq83m-HbnxZBv4zYZMNzCf_IOcVCtdLzhOOuOWT7kMyipcpqEm3hGmnv316NdEdoMq0TMd7moxtjA06BpHDjsM/s400/road.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074751580355143218" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhg4YLKtWWtRipO3lHbwfFVJoCx1aizFje77-Kr6wTZllV5QYSRIXutskjzddUQ0SYbERSVIDmhl5ydH_nil6Q-Vwj42FZvoVwhuHPzEo0bUsr2EgBwvQD6HTEPCowXQ92G3LkF/s400/336638181_2de7b161ce.jpg" border="0" /></div><div align="center"><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..</span></i><br /></div><br /><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: You failed Geography?<br /><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: You really SUCKS in Geography<br /><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Kuching how big ar?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: As </span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">BIG</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> as your</span><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> BALLS.</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography<br /><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense?</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span>LAN</span></strong></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">gkawi, a lot</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> </span><span>LAN</span></strong></span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">JIAOS lah? Kuala</span> <strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">LUMPUR</span></span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">, a lot</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><span><strong style="font-weight: bold; ">LUMPUR</strong></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"> lahhh!</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074753358471603778" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSLzRckkGKvd6vC0DYjVoYraMFSYCXwXgxPyJQcGCUvXyoOmoF6K7mPh9l6CgdoSctjbqK9fBi2RVb_RR0I8nGGcB-VXCxt1u8efGOonbcIf4kL9qEl4va_6zPvWZ8cbc7Oc1-/s400/314618351_3a024822a4.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Sarawak got Malay?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074756845985048210" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM0vVSp_LDEa71UrpaaECJZic4BNVjPO5-xvz_0itnRrbMqN8e0hsqbCc-hfbcLqZKDtU8YyfmsA6VhGVZs41a6l1B9zWbdnk7qcHsaYnApW-yjPsutqPV8-5Io9xzkdGFBsBn/s400/148803154_d73efbe0b9.jpg" border="0" /><br /><i style="font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">our great CHIEF MINISTER</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: Sarawak people can speak English?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, BASTARDS?</span><br /><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074794809200977570" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNJmJ0FduL6TSLMXx233jgX_LMbJkBPhwf2IrWwv_-_zu5UAZ9nUJpYSMhiZCeYoGZ4W0Z9zGjekCFAoJHn0JZy4NG2eCUQmfFom4sv69_qt8n10s9qy7X_wdsW9c47ho2r-ym/s400/52407627_a19ff57756.jpg" border="0" /></div><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br /></span><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;">Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?</span></strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF99;"><br />A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!<br /></span><br /><div align="center"><img id="EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_EC_BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074755407171004018" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjobIhQzWCl8g_2r3pidM-O-O4XFyMu6VBfNQTGwB5iWXPrtEWxThJZtB2Tdh6dSZ4sDrG85DLaAc0va73dQhDX6nzhAx5RG72rBWKwwB9UDGRdZRxBTZ-fum02pK6Ij1TeqEdX/s400/Image_7.jpg" border="0" /><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>____________________________________________</span>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-75844686802219257852009-06-24T09:35:00.000+08:002009-06-24T09:36:07.929+08:00What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?<b><u><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:6;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"></span></span></u></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br />1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">(a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce...</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />7. You know someone who can </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />9. Every year on the 30th April, </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">you blame the Chinese..</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />11. When a government service is too slow, </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">you blame the Malays.</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />12. When a building is not good and collapsed, </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">you blame the Indians...</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'</span></span></b><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: Verdana;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#0021bf;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 33, 191); font-family: Arial;"><br /><br />14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. </span></span></b><b><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:180%;color:#c20000;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(194, 0, 0); font-family: Arial;">When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.</span></span></b>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-71162580589238445172009-06-04T21:01:00.000+08:002009-06-04T22:01:54.278+08:00Muthu and friends...<b><span style="font-size: 11pt;font-size:85%;" ><u><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;">MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER* </span></u><br /><br />Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'<br />Muthu : '13th October.'<br />Interviewer : 'Which year?'<br />Muthu : 'Every year.'<br />***** <u><br /><br />*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER* </u><br /><br />The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .<br />'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'<br />Muthu replied: very2 easy sir 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'<br />***** <u><br />*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP* </u><br />After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'<br />Wife: 'No! Why?'<br />Muthu : 'In London , a Tanggaci asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'<br />Wife : porahhhh citt?????????<br />***** <u><br /><br />*MUTHU & TOURIST* </u><br />A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...<br />Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'<br />***** <u><br /><br />*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT* </u><br />Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'<br />The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.<br />Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.<br />Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!<br />But the cockroach didn't walk.<br />Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'<br />***** <u><br /><br />*MUTHU & DRIVER* </u><br />When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.<br />Muthu shouted, 'Dei...tambi are trying to see my wife, eh? Okare(sit) in the back. I will drive.'<br />***** <u><br /><br />*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL* </u><br />Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.<br />Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.<br />Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.<br />Muthu pointed towards the signboard<br /><br />'* WASH BASIN * '<br />***** <u><br /><br />*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART* </u><br />Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'<br />Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '<br />***** <u><br /><br />*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... * </u><br /><br />At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???<br />Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him.... and he did it! ayo...yo kadawale</span></b>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-70568514541643071812009-05-26T08:04:00.001+08:002009-05-26T08:04:44.551+08:00Also can....Honda = Had One, Never Drive Another<br /><br />BMW = Broke My Wallet<br />= Bring More Worries<br />= Bring More Women<br /><br />VOLVO = The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization<br /><br />YAHOO = You Always Have Other Options<br /><br />ADIDAS = All day I Dream About Sex<br /><br />NISSAN = Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing<br /><br />SONY = Soon Only Not Yet<br /><br />IBM = I Blame Microsoft<br /><br />MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers<br /><br />MAC = Machine Always Crashes<br /><br />TOYOTA = Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum<br /><br />NASA = Nerds Are Searching for Answers<br /><br />SWAT = Shoot Without Any Thinking<br /><br />FBI = Friendly But Ignorant<br /><br />LOVE = Legs Open Very EasyLion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-83536446841299624862009-04-28T00:31:00.002+08:002009-04-28T00:35:09.832+08:00Stupid phonetoday my cipet phone restarted at least 20 times by itself with or without me realizing it cipet!!!!<br /><br />I want to change phone liao cannot tahan!!! FAKKKKK!!!!! Especially when you are talking to a important client or your love ones then the phone cut by itself then really super potong stim lo...<br /><br />BUT $$ havent come in how to change? Sit at home eat banana lo... cipet...<br /><br />However, donations are more than welcome... please contact me tru facebook :)Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-8561741806151128322009-04-24T22:27:00.002+08:002009-04-25T10:43:41.983+08:0028 liao.... Welcome the late 20's group....Yes yes I am turning 1 year older..more wisdom, more white hair, hopefully twice as rich.<br /><br />Happy 28th Bird-day Hector~Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-88525231868794780682009-03-27T22:16:00.001+08:002009-03-27T22:44:36.658+08:00So where's my "somebody"?So where's my "somebody"?<br /><br />Gotta be Somebody - Nickelback<br /><br />This time, I wonder what it feels like<br />To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of<br />But dreams just aren't enough<br />So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling<br />The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene<br />Straight off the silver screen<br />So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end<br />Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with<br /><br />'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there<br />'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares<br />Someone to love with my life in their hands<br />There's gotta be somebody for me like that<br />'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own<br />And everyone wants to know they're not alone<br />There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere<br />There's gotta be somebody for me out there<br /><br />Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight<br />And dammit this feels too right, it's just like déjà vu<br />Me standing here with you<br />So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end<br />Is it that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with<br /><br />'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there<br />'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares<br />Someone to love with my life in their hands<br />There's gotta be somebody for me like that<br />'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own<br />And everyone wants to know they're not alone<br />There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere<br />There's gotta be somebody for me out there<br /><br />You can't give up, looking for a diamond in the rough<br />You never know, when it shows up, make sure you're holding on<br />'Cause it could be the one, the one you're waiting on<br />'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there<br />And everyone wants to feel like someone cares<br />Someone to love with my life in their hands<br />There's gotta be somebody for me, ohhh<br /><br />Nobody wants to do it on their own<br />And everyone wants to know they're not alone<br />There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere<br />There's gotta be somebody for me out there<br />Nobody wants to be the last one there<br />'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares<br />There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere<br />There's gotta be somebody for me out there<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-HuoJEgQZcQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-HuoJEgQZcQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-21494046954528786802009-03-26T23:31:00.001+08:002009-03-26T23:35:31.016+08:00Reached.....At last i reached my quarter target.. *pats pats...<br /><br />150%? are you far away? answer me!!! I demand an answer or should you be next quarter punye story?<br /><br />!@#$%^&!Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-75548832639908906332009-03-26T08:34:00.000+08:002009-03-26T08:38:59.740+08:00few more days to go...few more days to go.....end month closing......150% how far are you??Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-73502071501558435502009-03-24T21:21:00.002+08:002009-03-24T21:28:31.898+08:00Drenched....stressed.......<br />drenched.........<br />brain dead.........<br /><br />pussy hair!!!!<br /><br />WTF!!!<br /><br />I dunno what I am writing due to the "sien"ness within...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Silence!!! I kill you!! - Achmed the Dead terrorist</span><br /><br />So sue me...Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-62577261062809025972009-03-23T23:15:00.001+08:002009-03-23T23:20:20.811+08:00phew~!Hit 100% dy.. at least can catch a breath to 'cheong' for more sales.... phew!!!!<br /><br />150% here i come!!!!Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-51301871060920856402009-03-18T17:57:00.002+08:002009-03-18T18:07:15.185+08:00Arrrgghhh!!!! Month end closing....!!Another 10+ days to month end closing... a bit tense because i set a higher target for my ownself. oh well it's my life i make my rules..<br /><br />After this all i can long for is a 2~3 hrs massage... ah..... and a getaway... and my new phone!!!<br /><br />Cheerios :)Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-87146507127069901722009-02-27T23:41:00.002+08:002009-02-27T23:45:14.241+08:00Still bey song!! Cipet!!I really don't get it, other big countries are already shaking and trembling about the world econ crisis and yet what are our's doing?<br /><br />Raising Toll fee? Party hoping? Sex DVD video? Curi curi take picture? really damn free hor?<br /><br />tiu damn still bey song!! WTF?!Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-990218171324311472009-02-27T22:39:00.002+08:002009-02-27T22:43:10.411+08:00WTF?!?! Blind or deaf or dumb?I think it doesn't take a genius to know that <a href="http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/2/27/nation/3356110&sec=nation">this</a> is really too much n damn geram lo....<br /><br />For people like me whose job is to travel alot this is really a freaking burden (well i still need to thank my company for paying the toll) but but but how bout others??<br /><br />Just want to get this off my chest! nah!!!Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-24813504265395997042009-02-09T10:29:00.001+08:002009-02-09T10:30:37.075+08:00Tips for Better LifeTaken from someone's post in friendster, makes a lot of sense to me at least feel free to share :)<br /><br />1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.<br />2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.<br />3. Sleep for 7 hours.<br />4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.<br />5. Play more games.<br />6. Read more books than you did the previous year.<br />7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.<br />8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.<br />9. Dream more while you are awake.<br />10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.<br />11. Drink plenty of water.<br />12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.<br />13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.<br />14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.<br />15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.<br />16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.<br />17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.<br />18. Smile and laugh more.<br />19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.<br />20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.<br />21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.<br />22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.<br />23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.<br />24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.<br />25. Forgive everyone for everything.<br />26. What other people think of you is none of your business.<br />27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.<br />28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.<br />29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.<br />30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.<br />31. The best is yet to come.<br />32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.<br />33. Do the right thing!<br />34. Call your family often.<br />35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.<br />36. Each day give something good to others.<br />37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-67385047172228270692009-02-04T21:57:00.002+08:002009-02-04T22:17:45.662+08:00Finally one freaking post!Yes yes yes I've been sleeping for a long long time... so sue me...<br /><br />I haven't blogging too much mainly is because i don't what to blog and secondly i just started a new job and all.<br /><br />Looking back last year it was pretty much of a roller coaster ride and yet I survive it through! After all they are right, "What can't kill you makes you stronger!!" and towards the end of last year, a gift, my new name Hector.<br /><br />So to start the year I come out with my own resolution and improving my blogging is not one of the priority :p but that doesn't stop me from not blogging.<br /><br />There you go:<br /><br />1. Embark on a exciting career and earn $$$<br />2. Clear up my financial mess<br />3. Start gaining/look up information to do investment<br />4. Bali!<br />5. Change my phone, nokia N96 or better<br />6. Better in my dancing ;)<br />7. Welcoming a life partner into my life :)<br /><br />Simple easy and all rounded :). Let's start the year with a big bang and make sure 2009 the year of OX getting ready for us!Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-83368688022499488982008-12-26T12:42:00.004+08:002008-12-26T13:49:39.976+08:00Movies...Yes Man!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/YesMan2008poster.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 296px; height: 438px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/YesMan2008poster.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />Merry Xmas everyone!!<br />This is what I watched for christmas... missing the first little part of it n again to make things worst they censored here n there.. Jim Carrey personaly claim that he will oonly be paid based on the response of the boxoffice.<br /><br />All and all a nice movie tho..<br />It's about Mr. No man, Carl Allen (Jim Carrey) who is super closed up about life, opportunities and he is being labeled as no-life banker.<br /><br />His 'awakening' comes when he hit the valley of his life when all his friends deserted him and his girlfriend dump him and he start to realized that he does not have a life! That is when he signup for the "YES" seminar (very Tony Robbins flavour), and the speaker "psycho"ed him to start making a 'secret agreement' to say "YES" to every opportunity that comes by to him.<br /><br />And YES he did! He started doing crazy things like giving $$ to homeless, learn guitar, taking flying lessons and even a persian matchmaking! Until he hit a point realizing that one should not just say YES to everything but to be judgemental and only say it when it's from the heart. That's when he won his true love back.<br /><br />Nice movie about life, but a vague ending. Many of us are truly blinded by the things around our life..so this movie is a good eye opener to welcome great things into our life. So from now on, tell year 2009 "YES!" :pLion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-74782521922898668092008-12-10T02:52:00.000+08:002008-12-10T03:00:17.424+08:00err......i was told to update my blog...[1]Have you ever been in a perfect relationship?<br />→ nope, initially always are perfect...<br /><br />[2]What was the last thing you bought?<br />→ food<br /><br />[3]Do you know when your father's birthday is?<br />→ yes<br /><br />[4]Where was the last place you went shopping?<br />→ ..forgot<br /><br />[5]What was the last movie you watched?<br />→ madagascar 2<br /><br />[6]Are you a cuddler?<br />→ yes<br /><br />[7]Do people hate you?<br />→ yes so sue me!!<br /><br />[8]What are you listening to?<br />→ Aventura- Obsession<br /><br />[9]Who was the last person to dance with you?<br />→ dunno her name...<br /><br />[10]Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?<br />→ dunno<br /><br />[11]Have you ever liked someone older than you?<br />→ yeah..<br /><br />[12]Have you ever kissed someone named Jessica?<br />→ Alba?<br /><br />[13]When was the last time you were extremely disappointed<br />→ today, about event lo...<br /><br />[14]Have you ever had a pet fish?<br />→ used to<br /><br />[15]Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?<br />→ who?<br /><br />[16]Have you ever felt replaced?<br />→ yeah<br /><br />[17]What do you do when you have a bad day?<br />→ Say Fakk!<br /><br />[18]Do you ever turn off your cellphone?<br />→ no<br /><br />[19]Where is your best/close friends at this exact moment?<br />→ in bed, sleeping gua<br /><br />[20]What was the last thing that left you very angry?<br />→ ex boss<br /><br />[21]Have you heard a song that reminds you of anyone today?<br />→ oh there are many this kinda songs in my life.<br /><br />[22]Do you listen to love songs when you’re down?<br />→ used to now it's only salsa, n bachata.<br /><br />[23]Do you say sorry first?<br />→ see waht happen la.<br /><br />[24]Who were you with last night?<br />→ salsa kaki go to drink drink<br /><br />[25]Do you want to tell someone how you feel?<br />→ sometimes<br /><br />[26]Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?<br />→ no, but i no mood for relationship now<br /><br />[27]If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick?<br />→ err...many in my list<br /><br />[28]What's irritating you right now?<br />→ my situation now..<br /><br />[29]What are you doing today?<br />→ meeting, teaching, dancing<br /><br />[30]Are you tanned?<br />→ no<br /><br />[31]What were you up to at 11pm last night ?<br />→ starbucks, sesi tani<br /><br />[32]What happened at 10:00 am today?<br />→ dress up to leave the house<br /><br />[33]How many hours did you sleep last night?<br />→ 3?<br /><br />[34]Does anyone call you baby?<br />→ er..<br /><br />[35]Would you get married if you could right now?<br />→ no, at least pun 30 la<br /><br />[36]Are you in a good mood?<br />→ no<br /><br />[37]Where did you last sleep other than your house?<br />→ er..dunno<br /><br />[38]Who was the last person you cried in front of?<br />→ someone la<br /><br />[39]Do you get 8 hours of sleep every day?<br />→ no<br /><br />[40]Are you a forgiving person?<br />→ forgetful<br /><br />[41]Do you believe what goes around<br />comes around?<br />→ yep<br /><br />[42]Who was the last person you ate with?<br />→ in front of my student<br /><br />[43]When was the last time you saw your dad?<br />→ few months back, miss him la<br /><br />[44]Are you mad about anything?<br />→ my situation now<br /><br />[45]Do you miss anyone?<br />→ dunno, my family lo<br /><br />[46]Do you sing in the shower?<br />→ yes, sometimes dance somemore<br /><br />[47]What was the last thing you did?<br />→ dunno<br /><br />[48]Do you drink more water or juice?<br />→ water la.<br /><br />[49]Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?<br />→ noLion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-2567721259762544792008-11-10T12:18:00.004+08:002008-11-10T12:52:20.973+08:00My world, My Life n My wayJust to get it off my chest once again, I am back in the valley of my life again.<br /><br />Am having quite a quite a roller coaster ride this year in my life..quite an amazing experience considered have all the good, the bad n the ugly all in one year. I may seem like I ask for it as a result of AC Syndrome (Attention Craving Sydrome). But every time I fall down to this valley again I learn new things, new skills, new wisdom just to move me ahead. If today the almighty God if I may comes to me to trade this experience off? Guess I won't..<br /><br />What else can there be more?<br /><br />Now I just want to make it clear.<br />To all you backstabbers out there, just bring it! To all you bad lucks out there, just bring it!<br />This door is always open, just go ahead and make my day! Cos for all that you done I just don't give a damn thing about it. Afterall what else can you do? Give me a meteor shower? Guess you don't last! Cos you can't touch me!<br /><br />Last but not least, To all the greatness, abundance, good luck and happiness in life you are even more than welcome to shower me with all your blessings. I pray to God, not to help me through this. Instead seek me out, give me the wisdom and strength and witness me through this matter.<br /><br /><br />After all <a href="http://www.blogger.com/www.tonyrobbins.com">Tony Robbins</a> said it best, "Tough time don't last, Tough people do!"<br /><br />BTW, AC Syndrome is curable.<br />That's blessing.. :p<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi__-sT_T7zlnk5a0gVJGvtHn6LNL-FyQbk-On_Z5e9GcG5Zxiox5lP3gZiGHeLUyaGKp9c2R9bkfyxty5tKNrEhlJZyyH8JuLxYiS2FpeYlFzH6VW4f8fvhiypaJKub29xNAJ3/s1600-h/PhotoFunia_1a22d.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi__-sT_T7zlnk5a0gVJGvtHn6LNL-FyQbk-On_Z5e9GcG5Zxiox5lP3gZiGHeLUyaGKp9c2R9bkfyxty5tKNrEhlJZyyH8JuLxYiS2FpeYlFzH6VW4f8fvhiypaJKub29xNAJ3/s320/PhotoFunia_1a22d.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5266886568128096066" border="0" /></a>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-41075264404815534322008-11-10T12:02:00.002+08:002008-11-10T12:10:55.463+08:00Your calling...<div id="ln0">Just to get it of the chest......<br /><br />TEN THINGS ABOUT ME</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln0'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln1">1. Are you single? - Yes</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln1'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln2">2. Are you happy about that? - Enjoying is a better word<br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln2'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln3">3. Are you bored? - Frustrated</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln3'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln4">4. Are you sad? - Frustrated</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln4'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln5">5. Are you a queen/king control - Sorta</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln5'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln6">6. Are you plastic? – Meat</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln6'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln7">8. Are you cool? – one kind.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln7'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln8">9. Are you chinese? - Yes...</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln8'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln9">10.Who are you? – me.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln9'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln10">TEN FACTS</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln10'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln11">1. Initials – BKL</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln11'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln12">2. Nicknames – DBKL</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln12'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln13">3. Birth place - Kuching.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln13'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln14">4. Hair color – black.</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln14'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln15">5. Age - 27 .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln15'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln16">6. Eye color - brown .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln16'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln17">7. Birthday – 25 April (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzac_Day">Anzac Day</a> Having 2 countries celebrating my birthday as holiday)<br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln17'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln18">8. Mood – Lost .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln18'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln19">9. Favorite colors - Blue ; Black, White<br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln19'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln20">10. Left or right handed - Lefty .<br /><br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln20'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln21">TEN THIS OR THAT?</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln21'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln22">1. Love or money ? - both .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln22'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln23">2. Hard liquor or beer? - teh tarik!! .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln23'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln24">3. Cats or dogs? – dog .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln24'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln25">4. A few best friends or many regular friends? – best .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln25'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln26">5. Television or Internet? - both .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln26'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln27">6. Pepsi or coke? - diet coke .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln27'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln28">7. Wild night out or romantic night? - both .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln28'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln29">8. Money or Happiness? - both .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln29'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln30">9. Night or day? - both</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln30'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln31">10.IM or phone? – BOTH .<br /><br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln31'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln32">TEN PREFERENCES IN A RELATIONSHIP</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln32'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln33">1. Smile or eyes – both .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln33'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln34">2. Light or dark hair – dark .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln34'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln35">3. hugs or kisses – both .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln35'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln36'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln37">4. Intelligence or attraction?- intelligence & attraction<br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln37'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln38">5. Hook-up or relationship - relationship .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln38'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln39">6. Trust or love? – both<br /></div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln39'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln40">7. Long distance or close? – close .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln40'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln41">8. Call or text? - both</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln41'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln42">9. Older or younger? – any</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln42'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; } </script><div id="ln43">10.Looks or Personality – both .</div> <script type="text/javascript"> var curDiv = document.getElementById('ln43'); curDiv.innerHTML = convert2url(curDiv.innerHTML); var links = curDiv.getElementsByTagName('a'); for(var i = links.length; i >= 0; --i) { if(links[i]) links[i].innerHTML = links[i].innerHTML.substr(0,30) + "..."; }</script>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-62318818983833903932008-10-16T00:53:00.003+08:002008-10-16T01:59:13.212+08:00How to have a good meal for rm2??As we know nowadays everyone saying econ is bad la petrol price one kind la, politic one kind la.. yada yada yada. And yet everyone is complaining $$ not enough la and all.. enough la friend.. chill it...<br /><br />Let me show you 1 place in Balakong, (near my office) that serve nothing but Rm 2 food. Why i like it there is because it's cheap, vegetarian and also for charity!! Check out the picture below!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMFZik6w4D4TEI6wYbj_91uxDSFnesQ5aAmn7uDqXWqn9kiz_jHfov7mETok9f4wRxfr_58mlEJPWz6_BUi_cJ3kTCLg8YVpGFpsVF3-JYThg3_xOYewHOi5EBeCZy05zMl-4/s1600-h/Image027.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 358px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMFZik6w4D4TEI6wYbj_91uxDSFnesQ5aAmn7uDqXWqn9kiz_jHfov7mETok9f4wRxfr_58mlEJPWz6_BUi_cJ3kTCLg8YVpGFpsVF3-JYThg3_xOYewHOi5EBeCZy05zMl-4/s320/Image027.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5257434356571051426" border="0" /></a>Can you believe a meal like this cost only rm 4?!?!<br /></div><br />Leave me comments I'll show you how to get there, it's pretty near the mines :)<br /></div>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-60105208179768748992008-10-08T16:29:00.003+08:002008-10-08T16:35:07.624+08:00Some Chinese Philosohical jokes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju0MzWI0tp-YAtue7ZGof6fxu0TiehK7M2BClcZPMaEkC3SqRiczmslqgE_0in_RliJ_6lGzy4puyW-DnlaCkq4ToasOs4Nw4lCVNPLeLkj-Zjq6k3DyRhz7RSIFe6XTJiCRMB/s1600-h/Image036.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju0MzWI0tp-YAtue7ZGof6fxu0TiehK7M2BClcZPMaEkC3SqRiczmslqgE_0in_RliJ_6lGzy4puyW-DnlaCkq4ToasOs4Nw4lCVNPLeLkj-Zjq6k3DyRhz7RSIFe6XTJiCRMB/s1600-h/Image036.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><b><span style=";color:red;" lang="ZH-TW">人啊!</span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';color:red;" >(</span></b><b><span style=";color:red;" lang="ZH-TW">真一針見血</span></b><b><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';color:red;" >)</span></b></span><b><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:10;" > </span></b> <br /><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">沒錢的時候,養豬;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">有錢的時候,養狗。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">沒錢的時候,在家裡吃野菜;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">有錢的時候,在酒店吃野菜。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">沒錢的時候,在馬路上騎自行車;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">有錢的時候,在客廳裡騎自行車。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">沒錢的時候想結婚;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">有錢的時候想離婚。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">沒錢的時候假裝有錢;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">有錢的時候假裝沒錢。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">人啊,都不講實話:</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">說股票是毒品,都在玩;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">說美女是禍水,都想要;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">說高處不勝寒,都在爬;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">說天堂最美好,都不去</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';">!!!<br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">當今社會,窮吃肉,富吃蝦,領導幹部吃王八;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">男想高,女想瘦,狗穿衣裳人露肉;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">過去把第一次留給丈夫;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">現在把第一胎留給丈夫。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">鄉下早晨雞叫人,</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">城裡晚上人叫雞;</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">新社會演員賣身不賣藝。</b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /><br /><br /></span></b><b><span lang="ZH-TW" style="color:navy;">人<span style="font-size:100%;">生是什麼</span></span></b><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';color:navy;" >?</span></b><b><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">只</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">用</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">了</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';">4 4 </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">個</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">字</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Arial Narrow','sans-serif';">, </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">就</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">把</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">人</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">生</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">講</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">完</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">了</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Tahoma','sans-serif';">...</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><br /></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">所</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">以</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">人</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">與</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">人</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> , </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">有</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">啥</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">好</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">計</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">較</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">的</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">咧</span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';"> ? </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';"> </span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /></span></b><b style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span lang="ZH-TW">快樂好相處比較重要啦!</span></b><b><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b></span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><b><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b></span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" >1 </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">出場亮相</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 10</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">功課至上</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 20</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">春心盪漾</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 30</span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">職場對抗</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 40</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">身材發胖</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 50</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">打打麻將</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 60</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">老當益壯</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 70</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);font-family:'Arial','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">常常健忘</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 80</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 127);font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">搖搖晃晃</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 90 </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">迷失方向</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(191, 0, 95);font-family:'Arial Black','sans-serif';font-size:100%;" > 100 </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">歲</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW"> </span><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-size:100%;">時</span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-size:100%;" lang="ZH-TW">掛在牆上</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><b style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';"><br /><br /><br /></span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);" lang="ZH-TW">祝大家愉快,好好做人</span></b></span><span style=";font-family:'Times New Roman','serif';font-size:10;" ><br /></span>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32026264.post-55862787787086977912008-10-05T18:34:00.002+08:002008-10-05T18:43:03.050+08:00Doctor doctor~Some crappy doctor jokes from my old <a href="http://kuanlin.multiply.com/">multiply site</a> with my comments...<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 1><br /><br />一位病重的老人即將死去。<br />醫生認為已經不需要再隱瞞他的病情了,<br />便在巡房後來到老人的病床旁。<br />「你的病已經很嚴重了。」醫生告訴他。<br />「我相信你必然想知道事實,現在你還想見什麼人嗎?」<br />虛弱的老人點了點頭說:「是的!」<br />他用幾乎聽不見的聲音說:「我想看另一位醫生。」<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: Die die also want to get second opinion.. ai...</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 2><br />一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產科。<br />醫生問婦人說:BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊?<br />婦人:吃母乳!<br />醫生:那請你把衣服脫下來。<br />婦人:啊!?為什麼?<br />醫生:請你不用緊張,這裡是婦產科,絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。<br />婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣<br />醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸,下摸摸,左搓搓,右揉揉。<br />對這婦人說:難怪BABY會營養不良,妳根本就沒有母乳嘛!<br />婦人:廢話!我當然沒有母乳;我是他阿姨!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: banyak tangan nye....</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 3><br />病人對醫生說:「哎呀!我吃的那些生蠔好像不大對勁?」<br />「那些蠔新鮮嗎?」<br />醫生一面按病人的腹部一面問:「你剝開蠔殼時肉色如何?」<br />病人:「什麼!要剝開殼吃的?」<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: Bodoh!!!</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 4><br />有位患者到醫院求診。<br />醫師問:你哪邊不舒服?<br />患者答:我昨晚做了個夢,夢見自己是頭牛在吃草。<br />醫師便說:你放心,這很正常。<br />每個人也會夢到,夢境和現實是不一樣的。<br />只見那位患者很緊張的說:<br />可是.....可是......我起床時發現我床上的草席不見了一半!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: wahlau eh...</span><br />---------------------------------<br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 5><br />候診室裡坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人,當醫生傳喚他時,<br />他滿面愁容的說:「醫生,怎麼辦?我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油!」<br />醫生回答他說:「喔..沒關係啦!記得這幾天不要抽煙!」<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: duhsh!!!</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 6><br />患者:「大夫,我咳嗽得很厲害。」<br />大夫:「你多大年紀?」<br />患者:「七十五歲。」<br />大夫:「二十歲咳嗽嗎?」<br />患者:「不咳嗽。」<br />大夫:「四十歲時咳嗽嗎?」<br />患者:「也不咳嗽。」<br />大夫:「那現在不咳嗽,還要等到什麼時候咳嗽?」<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: niamah, like that also can?!</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 7><br />婦產科的候診室前,有兩個準爸爸不安地踱步著,等待妻子生產。<br />其中一位嘆氣地說:真倒楣啊!這事剛好踫到我在休假...。<br />另一位則說:我比你更倒楣,我現在還在度蜜月哩 !<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: oh.. so i know what you did last summer...nyeh nyeh nyeh..</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 8><br />有個病人請教醫師關於手腳冰冷的問題。<br />醫師:「當我覺得手腳冰冷時,就會抱著我的妻子,於是就會熱起來,覺得溫暖....。」<br />病人:「這倒是一個值得一試的方法....那....請問尊夫人什麼時候比較方便呢?」<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: wah.. people's wife pun want? get your own la, diu!!</span><br />---------------------------------<br /><br />笑到暈倒 <醫生篇part 9><br />有一個花花公子,因為玩的太兇了,<br />結果那話兒就生病,連續看了好幾個西醫,<br />醫生都告訴他:「你這裡不行了,一定得切掉!」<br />那花花公子怎捨得啊!就跑去看中醫。<br />中醫看了看說:「雖然太晚了,嗯....不過沒關係!」<br />「真的嗎?可是我看了好多西醫都說一定要切掉。」<br />醫生道:「西醫就是這樣,動不動就要切東西。 放心 ,我不用去切他,過幾天他就會自己掉下來。」<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 0);">kuanlion: great way to save $$ why not?</span>Lion in the Junglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10619845868494623396noreply@blogger.com0