In the Lion's den...

WTF~!

2009-09-01T00:45:00.001+08:00

What a nice gift, petrol price increase again. Cheebye~

OMG!!!!!!

2009-07-21T00:09:00.002+08:00

The previous post is someone forwarded to me, so i just repost it.

Which gave me the inspiration to say the following:

"Instead of debating over teaching maths and science in english or bm, why don't the ministry of education revise their syllabus in geography? At least for sure they wont produce more idiots who doesnt know their country well?"

I raised my case!

Facts about where i was born and raised

2009-07-19T22:54:00.001+08:00

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

sarawak flag

our symbol, hornbill bird bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: Now, bastards. You understand?

everyone can fly. wtf

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

my house

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

son of BITCH. do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS

Miri Airport

do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You really believe? F8CK YOU.

go. use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea

Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You failed Geography?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?

our great CHIEF MINISTER

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, BASTARDS?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!

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What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

2009-06-24T09:35:00.000+08:00

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce...

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese..

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians...

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Muthu and friends...

2009-06-04T21:01:00.000+08:00

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: very2 easy sir 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
*****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a Tanggaci asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : porahhhh citt?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'Dei...tambi are trying to see my wife, eh? Okare(sit) in the back. I will drive.'
*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****

*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him.... and he did it! ayo...yo kadawale

Also can....

2009-05-26T08:04:00.001+08:00

Honda = Had One, Never Drive Another

BMW = Broke My Wallet
= Bring More Worries
= Bring More Women

VOLVO = The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization

YAHOO = You Always Have Other Options

ADIDAS = All day I Dream About Sex

NISSAN = Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing

SONY = Soon Only Not Yet

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MAC = Machine Always Crashes

TOYOTA = Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum

NASA = Nerds Are Searching for Answers

SWAT = Shoot Without Any Thinking

FBI = Friendly But Ignorant

LOVE = Legs Open Very Easy

Stupid phone

2009-04-28T00:31:00.002+08:00

today my cipet phone restarted at least 20 times by itself with or without me realizing it cipet!!!!

I want to change phone liao cannot tahan!!! FAKKKKK!!!!! Especially when you are talking to a important client or your love ones then the phone cut by itself then really super potong stim lo...

BUT $$ havent come in how to change? Sit at home eat banana lo... cipet...

However, donations are more than welcome... please contact me tru facebook :)

28 liao.... Welcome the late 20's group....

2009-04-24T22:27:00.002+08:00

Yes yes I am turning 1 year older..more wisdom, more white hair, hopefully twice as rich.

Happy 28th Bird-day Hector~

So where's my "somebody"?

2009-03-27T22:16:00.001+08:00

So where's my "somebody"?

Gotta be Somebody - Nickelback

This time, I wonder what it feels like
To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of
But dreams just aren't enough
So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling
The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene
Straight off the silver screen
So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end
Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with

'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there

Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight
And dammit this feels too right, it's just like déjà vu
Me standing here with you
So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end
Is it that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with

'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there

You can't give up, looking for a diamond in the rough
You never know, when it shows up, make sure you're holding on
'Cause it could be the one, the one you're waiting on
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
And everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me, ohhh

Nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there

Reached.....

2009-03-26T23:31:00.001+08:00

At last i reached my quarter target.. *pats pats...

150%? are you far away? answer me!!! I demand an answer or should you be next quarter punye story?

!@#$%^&!

few more days to go...

2009-03-26T08:34:00.000+08:00

few more days to go.....end month closing......150% how far are you??

Drenched....

2009-03-24T21:21:00.002+08:00

stressed.......
drenched.........
brain dead.........

pussy hair!!!!

WTF!!!

I dunno what I am writing due to the "sien"ness within...

Silence!!! I kill you!! - Achmed the Dead terrorist

So sue me...

phew~!

2009-03-23T23:15:00.001+08:00

Hit 100% dy.. at least can catch a breath to 'cheong' for more sales.... phew!!!!

150% here i come!!!!

Arrrgghhh!!!! Month end closing....!!

2009-03-18T17:57:00.002+08:00

Another 10+ days to month end closing... a bit tense because i set a higher target for my ownself. oh well it's my life i make my rules..

After this all i can long for is a 2~3 hrs massage... ah..... and a getaway... and my new phone!!!

Cheerios :)

Still bey song!! Cipet!!

2009-02-27T23:41:00.002+08:00

I really don't get it, other big countries are already shaking and trembling about the world econ crisis and yet what are our's doing?

Raising Toll fee? Party hoping? Sex DVD video? Curi curi take picture? really damn free hor?

tiu damn still bey song!! WTF?!

WTF?!?! Blind or deaf or dumb?

2009-02-27T22:39:00.002+08:00

I think it doesn't take a genius to know that this is really too much n damn geram lo....

For people like me whose job is to travel alot this is really a freaking burden (well i still need to thank my company for paying the toll) but but but how bout others??

Just want to get this off my chest! nah!!!

Tips for Better Life

2009-02-09T10:29:00.001+08:00

Taken from someone's post in friendster, makes a lot of sense to me at least feel free to share :)

1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did the previous year.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

Finally one freaking post!

2009-02-04T21:57:00.002+08:00

Yes yes yes I've been sleeping for a long long time... so sue me...

I haven't blogging too much mainly is because i don't what to blog and secondly i just started a new job and all.

Looking back last year it was pretty much of a roller coaster ride and yet I survive it through! After all they are right, "What can't kill you makes you stronger!!" and towards the end of last year, a gift, my new name Hector.

So to start the year I come out with my own resolution and improving my blogging is not one of the priority :p but that doesn't stop me from not blogging.

There you go:

1. Embark on a exciting career and earn $$$
2. Clear up my financial mess
3. Start gaining/look up information to do investment
4. Bali!
5. Change my phone, nokia N96 or better
6. Better in my dancing ;)
7. Welcoming a life partner into my life :)

Simple easy and all rounded :). Let's start the year with a big bang and make sure 2009 the year of OX getting ready for us!

Movies...Yes Man!!!

2008-12-26T12:42:00.004+08:00

Merry Xmas everyone!!
This is what I watched for christmas... missing the first little part of it n again to make things worst they censored here n there.. Jim Carrey personaly claim that he will oonly be paid based on the response of the boxoffice.

All and all a nice movie tho..
It's about Mr. No man, Carl Allen (Jim Carrey) who is super closed up about life, opportunities and he is being labeled as no-life banker.

His 'awakening' comes when he hit the valley of his life when all his friends deserted him and his girlfriend dump him and he start to realized that he does not have a life! That is when he signup for the "YES" seminar (very Tony Robbins flavour), and the speaker "psycho"ed him to start making a 'secret agreement' to say "YES" to every opportunity that comes by to him.

And YES he did! He started doing crazy things like giving $$ to homeless, learn guitar, taking flying lessons and even a persian matchmaking! Until he hit a point realizing that one should not just say YES to everything but to be judgemental and only say it when it's from the heart. That's when he won his true love back.

Nice movie about life, but a vague ending. Many of us are truly blinded by the things around our life..so this movie is a good eye opener to welcome great things into our life. So from now on, tell year 2009 "YES!" :p

err......i was told to update my blog...

2008-12-10T02:52:00.000+08:00

[1]Have you ever been in a perfect relationship?
→ nope, initially always are perfect...

[2]What was the last thing you bought?
→ food

[3]Do you know when your father's birthday is?
→ yes

[4]Where was the last place you went shopping?
→ ..forgot

[5]What was the last movie you watched?
→ madagascar 2

[6]Are you a cuddler?
→ yes

[7]Do people hate you?
→ yes so sue me!!

[8]What are you listening to?
→ Aventura- Obsession

[9]Who was the last person to dance with you?
→ dunno her name...

[10]Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
→ dunno

[11]Have you ever liked someone older than you?
→ yeah..

[12]Have you ever kissed someone named Jessica?
→ Alba?

[13]When was the last time you were extremely disappointed
→ today, about event lo...

[14]Have you ever had a pet fish?
→ used to

[15]Is there a person of the opposite sex that means a lot to you?
→ who?

[16]Have you ever felt replaced?
→ yeah

[17]What do you do when you have a bad day?
→ Say Fakk!

[18]Do you ever turn off your cellphone?
→ no

[19]Where is your best/close friends at this exact moment?
→ in bed, sleeping gua

[20]What was the last thing that left you very angry?
→ ex boss

[21]Have you heard a song that reminds you of anyone today?
→ oh there are many this kinda songs in my life.

[22]Do you listen to love songs when you’re down?
→ used to now it's only salsa, n bachata.

[23]Do you say sorry first?
→ see waht happen la.

[24]Who were you with last night?
→ salsa kaki go to drink drink

[25]Do you want to tell someone how you feel?
→ sometimes

[26]Would your parents be mad if you were in a relationship?
→ no, but i no mood for relationship now

[27]If you could cuddle with anyone right now, who would you pick?
→ err...many in my list

[28]What's irritating you right now?
→ my situation now..

[29]What are you doing today?
→ meeting, teaching, dancing

[30]Are you tanned?
→ no

[31]What were you up to at 11pm last night ?
→ starbucks, sesi tani

[32]What happened at 10:00 am today?
→ dress up to leave the house

[33]How many hours did you sleep last night?
→ 3?

[34]Does anyone call you baby?
→ er..

[35]Would you get married if you could right now?
→ no, at least pun 30 la

[36]Are you in a good mood?
→ no

[37]Where did you last sleep other than your house?
→ er..dunno

[38]Who was the last person you cried in front of?
→ someone la

[39]Do you get 8 hours of sleep every day?
→ no

[40]Are you a forgiving person?
→ forgetful

[41]Do you believe what goes around
comes around?
→ yep

[42]Who was the last person you ate with?
→ in front of my student

[43]When was the last time you saw your dad?
→ few months back, miss him la

[44]Are you mad about anything?
→ my situation now

[45]Do you miss anyone?
→ dunno, my family lo

[46]Do you sing in the shower?
→ yes, sometimes dance somemore

[47]What was the last thing you did?
→ dunno

[48]Do you drink more water or juice?
→ water la.

[49]Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
→ no

My world, My Life n My way

2008-11-10T12:18:00.004+08:00

Just to get it off my chest once again, I am back in the valley of my life again.

Am having quite a quite a roller coaster ride this year in my life..quite an amazing experience considered have all the good, the bad n the ugly all in one year. I may seem like I ask for it as a result of AC Syndrome (Attention Craving Sydrome). But every time I fall down to this valley again I learn new things, new skills, new wisdom just to move me ahead. If today the almighty God if I may comes to me to trade this experience off? Guess I won't..

What else can there be more?

Now I just want to make it clear.
To all you backstabbers out there, just bring it! To all you bad lucks out there, just bring it!
This door is always open, just go ahead and make my day! Cos for all that you done I just don't give a damn thing about it. Afterall what else can you do? Give me a meteor shower? Guess you don't last! Cos you can't touch me!

Last but not least, To all the greatness, abundance, good luck and happiness in life you are even more than welcome to shower me with all your blessings. I pray to God, not to help me through this. Instead seek me out, give me the wisdom and strength and witness me through this matter.

After all Tony Robbins said it best, "Tough time don't last, Tough people do!"

BTW, AC Syndrome is curable.
That's blessing.. :p

Your calling...

2008-11-10T12:02:00.002+08:00

Just to get it of the chest......

TEN THINGS ABOUT ME

1. Are you single? - Yes

2. Are you happy about that? - Enjoying is a better word

3. Are you bored? - Frustrated

4. Are you sad? - Frustrated

5. Are you a queen/king control - Sorta

6. Are you plastic? – Meat

8. Are you cool? – one kind.

9. Are you chinese? - Yes...

10.Who are you? – me.

TEN FACTS

1. Initials – BKL

2. Nicknames – DBKL

3. Birth place - Kuching.

4. Hair color – black.

5. Age - 27 .

6. Eye color - brown .

7. Birthday – 25 April (Anzac Day Having 2 countries celebrating my birthday as holiday)

8. Mood – Lost .

9. Favorite colors - Blue ; Black, White

10. Left or right handed - Lefty .

TEN THIS OR THAT?

1. Love or money ? - both .

2. Hard liquor or beer? - teh tarik!! .

3. Cats or dogs? – dog .

4. A few best friends or many regular friends? – best .

5. Television or Internet? - both .

6. Pepsi or coke? - diet coke .

7. Wild night out or romantic night? - both .

8. Money or Happiness? - both .

9. Night or day? - both

10.IM or phone? – BOTH .

TEN PREFERENCES IN A RELATIONSHIP

1. Smile or eyes – both .

2. Light or dark hair – dark .

3. hugs or kisses – both .

4. Intelligence or attraction?- intelligence & attraction

5. Hook-up or relationship - relationship .

6. Trust or love? – both

7. Long distance or close? – close .

8. Call or text? - both

9. Older or younger? – any

10.Looks or Personality – both .

How to have a good meal for rm2??

2008-10-16T00:53:00.003+08:00

As we know nowadays everyone saying econ is bad la petrol price one kind la, politic one kind la.. yada yada yada. And yet everyone is complaining $$ not enough la and all.. enough la friend.. chill it...

Let me show you 1 place in Balakong, (near my office) that serve nothing but Rm 2 food. Why i like it there is because it's cheap, vegetarian and also for charity!! Check out the picture below!

Can you believe a meal like this cost only rm 4?!?!

Leave me comments I'll show you how to get there, it's pretty near the mines :)

Some Chinese Philosohical jokes

2008-10-08T16:29:00.003+08:00

人啊！(真一針見血)
沒錢的時候，養豬；
有錢的時候，養狗。

沒錢的時候，在家裡吃野菜；
有錢的時候，在酒店吃野菜。

沒錢的時候，在馬路上騎自行車；
有錢的時候，在客廳裡騎自行車。

沒錢的時候想結婚；
有錢的時候想離婚。

沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書；
有錢的時候秘書兼老婆。

沒錢的時候假裝有錢；
有錢的時候假裝沒錢。

人啊，都不講實話：

說股票是毒品，都在玩；
說金錢是罪惡，都在撈；

說美女是禍水，都想要；
說高處不勝寒，都在爬；

說煙酒傷身體，就不戒；
說天堂最美好，都不去!!!

當今社會，窮吃肉，富吃蝦，領導幹部吃王八；
男想高，女想瘦，狗穿衣裳人露肉；

過去把第一次留給丈夫；
現在把第一胎留給丈夫。

鄉下早晨雞叫人，
城裡晚上人叫雞；

舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身，
新社會演員賣身不賣藝。

人生是什麼?
只用了 4 4 個字 , 就把人生講完了 ...
所以人與人 , 有啥好計較的咧 ?
快樂好相處比較重要啦！

1 歲時出場亮相
10 歲時功課至上
20 歲時春心盪漾
30 歲時職場對抗
40 歲時身材發胖
50 歲時打打麻將
60 歲時老當益壯
70 歲時常常健忘
80 歲時搖搖晃晃
90 歲時迷失方向
100 歲時掛在牆上

祝大家愉快，好好做人

Doctor doctor~

2008-10-05T18:34:00.002+08:00

Some crappy doctor jokes from my old multiply site with my comments...

笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 1＞

一位病重的老人即將死去。
醫生認為已經不需要再隱瞞他的病情了，
便在巡房後來到老人的病床旁。
「你的病已經很嚴重了。」醫生告訴他。
「我相信你必然想知道事實，現在你還想見什麼人嗎？」
虛弱的老人點了點頭說：「是的！」
他用幾乎聽不見的聲音說：「我想看另一位醫生。」

kuanlion: Die die also want to get second opinion.. ai...
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笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 2＞
一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產科。
醫生問婦人說：BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊？
婦人：吃母乳！
醫生：那請你把衣服脫下來。
婦人：啊！？為什麼？
醫生：請你不用緊張，這裡是婦產科，絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。
婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣
醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。
對這婦人說：難怪BABY會營養不良，妳根本就沒有母乳嘛！
婦人：廢話！我當然沒有母乳；我是他阿姨！

kuanlion: banyak tangan nye....
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笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 3＞
病人對醫生說：「哎呀！我吃的那些生蠔好像不大對勁？」
「那些蠔新鮮嗎？」
醫生一面按病人的腹部一面問：「你剝開蠔殼時肉色如何？」
病人：「什麼！要剝開殼吃的？」

kuanlion: Bodoh!!!
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笑到暈倒＜醫生篇part 4＞
有位患者到醫院求診。
醫師問：你哪邊不舒服？
患者答：我昨晚做了個夢，夢見自己是頭牛在吃草。
醫師便說：你放心，這很正常。
每個人也會夢到，夢境和現實是不一樣的。
只見那位患者很緊張的說：
可是.....可是......我起床時發現我床上的草席不見了一半！

kuanlion: wahlau eh...
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笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 5＞
候診室裡坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫生傳喚他時，
他滿面愁容的說：「醫生，怎麼辦？我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油！」
醫生回答他說：「喔..沒關係啦！記得這幾天不要抽煙！」

kuanlion: duhsh!!!
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笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 6＞
患者：「大夫，我咳嗽得很厲害。」
大夫：「你多大年紀？」
患者：「七十五歲。」
大夫：「二十歲咳嗽嗎？」
患者：「不咳嗽。」
大夫：「四十歲時咳嗽嗎？」
患者：「也不咳嗽。」
大夫：「那現在不咳嗽，還要等到什麼時候咳嗽？」

kuanlion: niamah, like that also can?!
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笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 7＞
婦產科的候診室前，有兩個準爸爸不安地踱步著，等待妻子生產。
其中一位嘆氣地說：真倒楣啊！這事剛好踫到我在休假...。
另一位則說：我比你更倒楣，我現在還在度蜜月哩 !

kuanlion: oh.. so i know what you did last summer...nyeh nyeh nyeh..
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笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 8＞
有個病人請教醫師關於手腳冰冷的問題。
醫師：「當我覺得手腳冰冷時，就會抱著我的妻子，於是就會熱起來，覺得溫暖....。」
病人：「這倒是一個值得一試的方法....那....請問尊夫人什麼時候比較方便呢？」

kuanlion: wah.. people's wife pun want? get your own la, diu!!
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笑到暈倒　　＜醫生篇part 9＞
有一個花花公子，因為玩的太兇了，
結果那話兒就生病，連續看了好幾個西醫，
醫生都告訴他：「你這裡不行了，一定得切掉！」
那花花公子怎捨得啊！就跑去看中醫。
中醫看了看說：「雖然太晚了，嗯....不過沒關係！」
「真的嗎？可是我看了好多西醫都說一定要切掉。」
醫生道：「西醫就是這樣，動不動就要切東西。放心，我不用去切他，過幾天他就會自己掉下來。」

kuanlion: great way to save $$ why not?

Movie review----> Catacomb.

2008-09-28T00:29:00.003+08:00

What must I say about this movie?
A girl (Victoria) flying to Paris visiting her sister, who brings her to a underground clubbing place in Paris' famous Catacomb. And her sister Carolyn (by Pink) gives her one heck of a "orientation". Fullstops!!

Why? cuz that's the story in 2 line.. I can't afford to say another 1 line or 2.. then comes the spoiler.

Verdict?
Visual, sounds, cast are great. They know their stuff inside out. Only good part is a good lesson learned, I can't say or I'll spoil the fun.

BUT!!!! Having to know the story is going to be like this which is kinda expected. Like Carolyn said "It's going to be a life changing experience for you!". Well it did for Victoria ( Shannyn Sossamon) she made a major break tru back then. Take a good note about what she meant by "All the people I know there died in 48 hrs, including my sister."

As the usual I am always unpleased about the censorship thingy as per mentioned in the Midnight meat train review. So it happens again lo and half the time they still cant manage to censor the almighty "F" word. That's consider biasa la overhere (dont ISA me ar!)

But what i really upset is that this movie is released only sometime this month while in the other places it's already becoming DVD n VHS!!! Meaning what? They've release this in October, 2007!!! What is the matter here?! Niamah....potong stim kau kau.

Rating 5/10

Lost n Found?

2008-09-28T00:24:00.003+08:00

Millions n Thousands of apologies for not being active in posting. As i just started working in my new company and i side track my direction a bit. And now finally realize how laid-back my blog is, *slap. Stay tuned, will post in more stuff later..

My Ipoh/ Cameron Highland Trip Part 2

2008-09-04T18:45:00.006+08:00

Part 2 of the journey, after searching for the legendary Ang ku kueh mould it' is time to visit around Ipoh town and occasionally looking for food.

First stop, Tokong Nam Thean Tong which is very near to the famous fruit stall in Ipoh for selling Pamelo and other local food stuff. I am not very good at describing temples and I didn't took any pictures of the interior of the temple (Respect the Gods n Deities mah..)

Entrance to Nam Thean Tong

This is Xian Ling Yan (if not mistaken), just right next to Nam Thean Tong.
They worship Guan Yin as the main Deity in that temple.

The old man under the moon and his product (of cos la my parents!).
It is said that this is the chinese deity in charge of love and matchmaking.
His role is almost equivalent to western's Cupid.

It's dinner time. How can you miss Ipoh's Bean sprout chicken for dinner? Forget about Lou Wong and Onn Kee (which is the local giant famous for this dish, very tourist flavoured). So in search of the best bean sprout chicken, we cruise around Ipoh and end up at this stall which to me known as Ipoh's best kept secret.

Sap Ng Low or translated as "Fifteen Tower" is the stall, known mostly to the locals only.
Ultra packed during the weekend.

And initially when someone told me bean sprout chicken I always have the idea of bean sprout cooked with chicken or vice versa whatever kind of derivative I can think of. Who knows it is bean sprout & chicken. One thing special is their bean sprout is short and fat.

After the introducing the wife, now the husband aka the chicken. The chicken is also specialy 'treated' in a way that after it was cooked they actually need to soak it in cold water and then hot water to ensure the tenderness of the chicken. Yummy!

Of cos best with the local Ipoh Hor Funn!

Now the comparison of Fifteen Tower and the other 2

Fifteen Tower:

Cheap and nice. (at least RM 10~20 cheaper depend on how many ppl going)
They don't have that commercial taste.
You can opt for soupy Hor Funn or Dried (Kolo) ones.
They don't serve meat ball and fishball.
And they don't serve rice.
Can't choose particular parts of the chicken you desired (ie I only eat chicken breast)
Only open at night (correct me if I am wrong cos I only been there twice all in the evening)
A bit out of the way if you are not familiar with Ipoh town

Onn Kee & Lou Wong:

Been there for centuries. (I believe Fifteen Tower also old time player)
Commercial taste.
Serves fishball and also meatball.
Here you can opt for rice, but I am not sure if they serve dry (kolo) hor fun.
Yes you have to pay extra...especially Lou Wong.
Open during daytime, used to be only Onn Kee, now due to competition, Lou wong started too!
Both located in the central part of Ipoh, you simply can't miss it!

Now the choice is yours!

My Ipoh/ Cameron Highland Trip Part 1

2008-09-02T16:06:00.008+08:00

I spent the whole Merdeka weekend over in Ipoh and Cameron Highland. It's not like I've never been to Ipoh, but well I find this time the experience unique since I'm traveling with my parents and also driving up all the way to Cameron Highland all by myself being a tour guide and also a driver.

We left Klang valley approximately 9:30 am, nice and leisure, free and easily reaching Ipoh town around 12. simply because we make a few stops for toilet breaks.

The next thing upon arrival is definately food, which is settled in Sun Tuck Kee, one of the famous place for fried hor fun. Check out the lunch menu!!

The main dish of the day- Wat Tan Hor

This is my fav, Tai Luk Meen (Thick fried noodle), abit salty tho this time.

And a good side dish that goes with it.
Cuttlefish and their special sauce!

This is a view of Ipoh old town (I forgot the name of the street :p)

For the first time in my life I see the puppet lion being made for lion dance. It is almost consider a 'lost art' as not many chinese knows how to do it and also it's taboos and all.

After settling in the hotel, We began a quest in search of "The Lost mould of the Ang ku Kueh".

This lovely tasty local pastry is called "Ang Ku Kueh". Well this illustration is obviously not my mum's product. Her's is way more cute, way more chill-out, she doesn't add anything additive or coloring all is natural ingredient.For orders you can contact me at kuanlin81@gmail.com, my mum's pastry is only available in Kuching!

My mum claimed that she's bought this mould somewhere in Ipoh town even I was here for the past few trips I can't seem to find it.

"Oh... The mould is like that one..."

There's a difference in plastic mould and wooden mould. If you're making ang ku kueh for the fun of it or just once in a blue moon party with friends use the plastic ones will do fine. Unless you're like my mum who does it for selling you need a heavy duty ones.

See how many we got?

The story continues.....

The Lion's New Crib

2008-08-27T21:32:00.003+08:00

I think this title is responsible for me not being active blogging for the past few days over the weekend. I've been busy looking for houses/room to move in as my contract with the old owner is out. And then spend the next few days moving things and packing/unpacking. Well as a result of that I think i lost a few extra pound and get some shape on my arms ;)

After searching round n round PJ area, It finally came to my attention that there's a little house in Chow Yang SS2 having this "room to let" ad outside the fence, i call the owner up and straight away see the room. It was really a love at first sight.

Lovely little room (medium sized) super cooling and not facing main road!!! Yippee!!!
Now check my crib!

Entrance view

That's where the lion sleeps tonight~ Awhimbowep~

And this is where this blog is being posted.

Comparisons of my 2 places in PJ

Old one: @ 21/1, Seapark

Pros

Near to a lot of nice food
Near to bank
Near to LRT
Nearer to Sec 14 side can go to Digital Mall
Rental is RM350 for a big room
Has ceiling fan

Cons:

Noisy since the house is sitting at Jalan 21/1 of Seapark one of the busiest road in Seapark connecting to the LRT and most PJ roads
Landlord staying under the same roof, guess it's a self explainable thing
Competing queue ups for toilet at wrong timing with house mates Argghh!!! Especially nature callS!!!
Hot did I mention hot?!
Sometime landlord check my room as if I trade fire-arms (doh!)
What else you want?!

New place @ SS2, Chow Yang

Pros

Quiet, Peaceful. I get birds chipping in the morning it's like having mother nature saying blessings n prayers for you. How do you like to start a day like that?
Near to a Park, Can exercise and cut down some weight (hopefully)
Less ppl staying only me and the other guy, he's staying in the master room so that means i get the outside toilet for my own!
Near to all major roads! If you stay in PJ SS2 you get what I mean, near to Sunway, 1 U area, Ikea area and also not that bad going to KL also.
Near to good food also.g
This place is also cooling not hot.
Rental is RM330!! RM20 cheaper!!!

Cons

Car still have to park outside.
No Ceiling Fan
Still can't think of anything so far so good!

I still have lots of things to unpack but daddy says don't open up those book boxes first, chinese la that's why..so have to wait lo meanwhile... I really like this new place, good vibe!

Learning from the Kamasutra Guru??

2008-08-27T16:12:00.004+08:00

Last Thursday I went to an Indian banana leave restaurant in Sec 11 PJ. Food was not bad for the amount that I paid. And As soon as I'm done with the meal. I found myself in a Kamasutra classroom taught my 2 fly guru!!

Check out the pix!!
*Disclaimer! I must admit my phone tho it's a 2 megapixel but the quality of the pix is a bit out I hope for donations in order to shoot better pix :p*

Lesson one 'Twin Elephant against the wall"

Ok Sally let's try the raising position, this time raise your legs!!

Oh Mike you so good!!

Opps Sally I think I saw the Lion spying on us!?!

Hahaha!!

Movie Review---> You Don't Mess with the Zohan

2008-08-21T10:08:00.007+08:00

***Community service message!! Please be careful when drinking while watching this movie! Choking hazard might occur in several scenes. Also please massage your cheek and jaws area after the movie.****

Well well our all time favourite Adam Sandler is back! This time around he's a big time Israeli commando, Zohan Dvir who wants out, fake his own death in Israel just to come to America to become a Hair stylist (funny enough the intention).

That's where his new journey started. However his outlook is somewhat like an immigrant from the middle east so he 'repackage' himself into a Austrialian-Tibetan mix with a name called "Scrappy-Coco" (just go n see how he get this name).

After heaps of rejection (since he has no experience, only cut his own hair and a few dogs), he in the end landed in a Palestinian barber shop which ultimately leads him and his gang to unfold a deep conspiracy of the local developers are trying to move them away to build their own new building.

Look at the launch date and the local launch date.
This is not fair!!

PheewW! Nearly spilled everything out for you all....

What can you expect from this movie?

Tonnes of laughter, provided you are well-versed in their background ie, terrorist, arabs, Israel/Palestine conflict, hebrew.... even some of the jokes I don't get it. Like "shamutta habibi (what does it mean??)...I saw tonnes of middle east moviegoers having such a good laugh while i sit there looking like an idiot. But all and all a good laugh is guaranteed.
That there's a lot of different different type of "middle east people" from Israelis, Palestinian, Iranian, so on.. and we are so ignorant about it by labeling them terrorist? Actually they are not..so understand and respect them lo....
Excessive usage of Hummus and the Israeli laxative effect soft drink 'Fizzy Bubblech' for dunno what reason...
Mariah Carey, Even she has a role as herself in there.
Also Disco!!!

Have fun, sit back and don't forget to massage your jaws after the movie.

Over and out!

Becoming Postman of God

2008-08-20T11:44:00.009+08:00

This is truly a gift from Heaven to Pei Sun (and I'm proud to deliver it!) who is able to celebrate her son's 7th birthday followed by a movie outing in Cineleisure area.

First of all Let me introduced our Truly remarkable woman, Ms Lee Pei Sun. At her young time (well now still young la late 20's only!) she used to be a 'truly radiant bride' living almost perfect life with her husband and kid with a job and a promising future. It is only after a car accident that she involved seeding the very seed of her Spinocerebellar Ataxia disease which only outbreak after the birth of her second son, causing her body function to deteriorate as days goes by.

Now living in Beautiful Gate Foundation, PJ Center, She learned soft skills to cope up with her life and also the center help her and others like her to look for jobs/career so that they are financially self sufficient (I don't think so~!). The only reason now for Pei Sun to continue live on is her 2 kids. Despite her limited physically ability, she wants to give both her kids a complete childhood and spend as many time as possible with them. In fact due to her strong will and determination, her condition maintains its state instead of further deteriorating.

Last Friday, her eldest son is turning 7 years old. So being a friend (and our duty roster gang for Pei Sun), we bring their whole family out for a movie outing/shopping!!

We had lunch in KFC at Seapark(tho I didn't eat the chicken there :p), we celebrated his eldest son Pao Pao's birthday there. So there's where all the cake cutting and candle blowing being taken place.

The birthday boy and his mum Pei Sun

Happy Birthday to you!!

I wish my mummy can get well and dance off the wheel chair one day!

This is really a priceless picture. The Gem of the day.

After the cake cutting we proceed straight away to Cineleisure for Wall-E. Tho we missed quite a bit on the front part but Pei Sun and her kids definitely enjoyed the show as much as we do.

Posing with Sullivan n Mike!

Hey Sully! There are new monsters in town! Roar!!!

Wall-E "Aww... Isn't that a lovely family Eva?"
Eve "Hehe you sure know how to make me smile :)"

Da Lion roaming in for photo!

Queuing up to enter smalland in Ikea.

Picture of the day, taken in front of Cineleisure connecting to the Curve.

After the movie, we went to a few places, flea market, Ikea, the Curve and also Ikano power center to do some shopping.

But I'm not happy one thing is Cathay Cinema don't give discount to the disable and they have to pay full adult rate! I paid for 3 adult and 2 kids ticket, it's not about the money but really I think it's a bit unfair having disabled if they say to come all the way to pay for a full adult fare!

Pretty drenched after a whole day of event. But the fulfillment within it's cooler than just donating 1 million dollar to the center or some version like that. I'm so proud to be able to bring Pei Sun and her 2 kids to cinema with the help of my friend Josephine. This is a total breaktru for me comparing to previously bringing them to the zoo and just shopping in Ikea. Imagine carrying Pei Sun down the aisle and to put her to a seat to watch cinema and piggy-back her down to proceed to shopping! It was quite a blessing also that Pei Sun's 2 kids Pao Pao and Kang Kang are quite obedience and cooperative so the whole day journey is pretty fun and juiced!

Isn't that fun?

How can you help?

Donations to Beautiful Gate Foundation. Doesn't have to be just in cash form (well of cos cash would be nice as cash is king!), donations can also be of your old newspapers or any junk that you think you need to throw away, just give it to them! They'll sell these junks/recycle and take the $$ for their funding!
Join us in our weekly roster sending Pei Sun home to see her kids weekly. Now we need more people on this, especially during events of one of her son's birthday or outing to zoo and cinema. As this will enhance the fun and also we can spread out the jobs at least all of us are not so tired.

Special Thanks goes to: Brother Horng Han who 'assigned' this task to me, Aunty Han for providing the lunch and sending Pei Sun and Josephine for being the nanny cum photographer of the day :p.

God Bless!

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Movie Review ------> Wall E!!!!

2008-08-20T11:14:00.008+08:00

Hohoho! Finally my turn to review this movie!
Initially not knowing anything I was in fact confused Wall E for Short Circuit's Johnny 5!
And it's because of writing this review then I did some research and found out that they are different! Way light years different.

Because we were late so we kinda missed like 25 mins of the show. But still manage to pick up along the way.

The story line is pretty simple, It is said that 2110 that Earth was too toxic for humans to stay on so they leave earth and stayed in a space ship, Axiom (a'la Noah's Ark concept) and one Wall E unit (our main "unlikely" hero) is left behind. It's only when year 2815, almost seven hundred years later, Axiom send a probe robot Eve to earth to look for living form and Wall E's advanture begin by following Eve back to Axiom. Which leads to tonnes of disasters and also crowned our unlikely hero become the hero that saves the day!

Phew!!! I 'nearly' review everything didn't I? Go watch yourself la!!
I can only say 4 words, cute, amazing, education and brilliant! After all this movie is really really suitable to bring kids to watch along (I bring 2 :p) and to start them young to love mother earth or we'll simply need robots like Wall-E to clean up the mess.

Notably, you can see how human has 'evolved' after technology takes over alots of daily applications.

To write this little review, I have to do some homework (as usual). I was a bit upset to come to know that the release date cos in the States and Canada, they'd release this movie as early as end of June 08!! While we have to wait for another 1.5 months? Hello??? Explanation please?? Potong stim kau kau!

But ok lah since it's out, so go n watch lo. And think deeply about giving earth a second chance ;)

My Meatless week so far....

2008-08-20T10:11:00.002+08:00

I must say I am proud of my progress, it's been a week now since I started my 'meatless diet'. Things are going good, simply because of this my skin complexion got better and also I lose 1kg out of this simple act!!! On top of that bad breath also gone cos my body is less acidic!

Below are some suggestion of what you can have as a substitution of 'just meaty stuff' or rather what I had over the weekend. :)

Fish porridge with lots of fish cake and fish ball in it.

Goes really well with a Hainam style Teh Tarik.

All time favourite Lui cha!!
(Jo, how come you shoot my tummy one?)

Now this one is really special, Sushi salad roll.
Consist of mangkuang, cucumber, beetroot and also rolled in seaweed, all organic.

Comes with a special sauce.

One thing also throughout my diet, I involved some organic vege in it.
Why? They are simply more nutritious! Usually we just need to pay a slightly extra more to get those extra nutrition, which I think it's all worth it. Also eating organic veg, you tend to chew more times than usual due to their texture are slightly different from other veg which is good for our facial muscles and also our teeth.

I must say I'm still not consider a vegan or anything, but this kind act brings a few benefits:

Better Health (doh!)
Better Emotional state at all times, less angry, less agitated (Try meatless a week and notice your temper!! Works for me!!!)
Reduce global warming (less meat intake = less market demand = less poultry sacrifices = less land to rare these animals!!)

To meat or not to meat? The choice is yours.
Stay Peace!

My Meatless Week, Day 4,5

2008-08-17T15:41:00.004+08:00

Proud to put it I still honor my words of meatless for the pass 2 days.
Day 4 I had my usual bananas for lunch and dinner it be koay tiau basah! Situated at TTDI behind the IBM building there's a quiet little stall. Very nice place very cosy some more got free wifi!

That's the Kueh tiaw basah! A bit like Penang style

Day 5
I had a vegetarian fried meehoon for breakfast and organic fried rice for Lunch at SS2

Breakfast

Dinner Nasi Goreng Kampung while watching Our Lee Chong Wei vs Lee Hyun-il

Can't Smile without you? You = Who?

2008-08-15T13:46:00.008+08:00

Can't Smile without you- Barry Manilow

You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you

You came along just like a song
And brightened my day
Who would have believed that you were part of a dream
Now it all seems light years away

And now you know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile

Now some people say happiness takes so very long to find
Well, I'm finding it hard leaving your love behind me

And you see I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel glad when you're glad
I feel sad when you're sad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you

Funny to find myself falling in love with this song. It's a very nice old song by Barry Manilow. I only came to know this song from Hellboy 2 (nice movie must watch!!), when Abe secretly played this song in the library but was then later discovered by Hellboy himself. And He's trying to hide the fact that he is in love with Princess Nuala (go watch the whole thing la then you know what I'm bragging about :p ). Then in the end both of them end up having that song repeated 1000 times and both of them drunk with beer. Check out the video what I am describing :)

Humans are just so funny and strange. Now I find myself in a situation consistently improving myself and looking forward to my next relationship but then again the Ironic part is I know myself well enough not to 'settle down' ie have a stable, solid relationship yet. Always have this phobia lately but again longing for a companionship. What wrong with me?

Hard to say.. hard to say.. welcome for feedback. I don't mind harsh words I can take it. :)

New place for a caffeine injection

2008-08-14T11:31:00.009+08:00

Yesterday after my dinner I decided to drop by at the Starbucks at SS2 which is pretty near to my house. It's brand new and it's like the whole SS2 resident is begging for a Starbucks in SS2 (I know I did :p).

It's a 2 story shop style and really cozy feeling. Check out the pictures below!

This is the entrance/ ground floor.

This is the upstairs which is pretty chilled.

After this door is the balcony /open air for puffers

My usual Caramel Frappucino Coffee Blended with whip cream venti size. I only manage to get the name correct last night after a few years of Starbucks (shameful :p). Cos usually I'll just go in and say,"Yeah I need a caffeine injection, get me that caramel something with the coffee based one, with whip cream on top and venti size."

Fav drink and the book I am currently reading Book of Secrets - Deepak Chopra. I only can read this book in places like this cos my place is simply too noisy!! Hard to calm my mind down and read. And it's Hard to read I admit it :p

There you go caffeine shot!

I only stayed there for a lengthy 1.5 hours then later tonnes of people coming in so it became more n more chaotic and again I'm done with my drink. So cabut lo..

My Meatless Week, Day 3

2008-08-14T10:32:00.004+08:00

Guess what I got for today again? Bananas!!!
But Why bananas? Because it's good, simple, nutritious, economical and filling! Why not?

I got this in cold storage yesterday, cost me a hefty RM6.39. But so what? 2 bananas = 1 meal and there's like 6 of them with me ie RM6.39/6= less than 1 dollar per banana? So if you wanna like have a recession proof diet I seriously think having some bananas is a part of the solution (not all :p).

See how much value for money this can be?

And this is what I have for dinner! Hotplate seafood and rice, at station kopitiam in cineleisure. Again no meat!

Movie Review ---> Forgetting Sarah Marshall

2008-08-14T00:48:00.005+08:00

Boy I love this movie . The whole thing is really cute and hilarious.
It's about this guy Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) who just got dumped by his celebrity girlfriend Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell). Because of that he went to Hawaii for a somewhat of 'healing'.

Accidentally he bumped into his ex-girlfriend with another British-rocker boyfriend, Aldous Snow (Russell Brand). While he slowly develop a 'deep connection' with the receptionist Rachel (Mila Kunis) . Then the story goes.......

Ok like the tradition I am not suppose to reveal the whole thing and all and I'm pretty sure if you are looking for the whole story plot you know where to get it.

And I really like Jason Segel's act! He made Peter Bretter so me!! People around me who knows what's going on in my life lately knows what i have been tru and this character is really a resonance of my life!

But the "potong stim' part when they (you know in this country) censor here and there. I was even more upset when I realized how much they've censored it! Yeah but it's forgiven cos there's tones of boob scenes and some 'sex scene' (come'on they are not really doing it!). But I seriously find it funny than sexual? (Am I the only one?)

Seriously, get the uncensored version! Cos it's worth every bit of it.

My Meatless Week Day 2

2008-08-14T00:27:00.003+08:00

As a sequel of day 1, I had the leftover bananas from yesterday which is ripen better today so it's tastier.

As for dinner I had Fillet o'fish Mcvalue meal. Hey i'm not violating the rules! Still it's no poultry product ie, no chicken, beef, pork and lamb/mutton! :p

It's Fish!!!

Olympic = 'holan'pic? See how much have you missed

2008-08-12T12:28:00.006+08:00

When I was watching the Beijing Olympic openings at Meng Tien, a local open air food court with free wifi, I was really touched especially the last scene when they light up the Cauldron(aka torch /Olympic flame a new word I learn today). It's like Finally!! The Olympic Cauldron is light up by a ChinesE!!!!

I am so freak'n proud that I am a chinese at that glorious moment so are many patrons in Meng Tien too, everyone clap when they announce the starting of the Olympic game! Sad part is that part of Meng Tien has bad projector so we half the time didn't quite get the image properly. Well that's still ok....

I was pretty upset today after realizing that there's a lot of 'deleted scenes' due to lame cameraman and photographer. It is because of them, they MURDERED the whole thing, the whole of everyones effort putting up the show!! How could they do that? Anyways check out the selected scenes I found in the web. Enjoy

The Blazing moment!

This really beats the Sydney 2000's fire on water and Barcelona's 1992 flaming arrow. Really creative, Chinese superman! I wonder what's next?
Having Human torch of Fantastic Four to light up the Olympic Cauldron? That is if the next Olympic is by US. "Here I come Olympic, Flame on!!!"

But Nothing beats this!

So, when's our turn?

My Meatless week

2008-08-12T11:50:00.006+08:00

Disclaimer: First of all I define the word 'Meatless' to be no poultry product ie, no chicken, beef, pork and lamb/mutton (no!!!). I still take fish and other seafood stuff. Ok?

As a announcement made in previous post, I decided to go on meatless for at least a week and beyond if possible. Part of the reason is because of the gruesome movie Midnight Meat Train, and partly because of health (hmm.. we'll see..)

Banana for lunch! only RM1.93 Cheap and recession proof!

Tang fishball!! Near my house nothing beats the simplicity of it

Bon Apetit!

Stay tuned for further episode.

Thank you for the censor? You sure?

2008-08-12T00:08:00.007+08:00

Finally found something to inspire me to write this little something.
As a part of the continuation of my last post regarding censorship.

Should we also pay tribute to our censor board to? nada!!

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Thank you for the censor? Hello!! Wake up and smell the coffee!!

But I buy the idea of 'self censor' ;)

Jokes Cold Jokes

2008-08-11T18:27:00.002+08:00

This from my old multiply pages post

屋頂漏水的話該請哪一種神 ?

想到要請哪一種神了嗎?

公佈答案了喔!但是..... 我說了你千萬不要打我.....

真的要我說............

好吧!我說就是了 ...........

是是是..... 面桶拿來神 ( 台語 )

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滷苦瓜..滷蕃茄..滷鮮橙 ..

就是沒有人滷柿子 ...
你們知道為什麼嗎 ?

因為 ..... 柿可殺，不可滷

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颱風天要帶多少錢才能夠出門?

答案: 4 千萬......

颱風天沒事千萬不要出門

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從前有一隻狗( 超級難的邏輯思考 )

狗的前面有一隻貓

貓的前面有一隻鼠

鼠的後面有一隻貓

貓的後面有一隻狗

請問狗的後面是什麼?

真的不想了嗎?

真的要看答案嗎?

好吧!

Ans:蟲 (從前有一隻狗 ...我說過了,一開始我就說了...>O< )

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船上有二個人，一個是船長，另一個是水手，
船長負責開船，請問水手負責什麼工作 ?

想出來水手負責什麼工作了嗎?

答案是:關燈
因為隨手 ( 水手) 關燈

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天氣多變化....看冷笑話也會變化 ....
7-11猜一個職業
答案真的很..... @^@$^#&^@%@#$@#^$#&&&&&*^
不是店員
答案是：護士
為什麼？

因為7-11= -4

Movie Review ------> Midnight Meat Train

2008-08-10T17:03:00.003+08:00

Last night out of my blurness I agreed my friend to go n watch this movie today.

"Yo bro tomorrow noon time are you free?"
"Yeah should be ok"
"Go n watch movie k? It's ******** train (i didn't hear him properly) thriller one"
"Ok la cincai, bye!"
"Bye!"

Mana tau this is the movie it started damn bloody just imagine a man pounding another man with a big meat pounder (that's what i called it).

The whole movie is full of meat (human/beef) and also blood. So it's pretty gross. The story is about a professional photographer attempt to track down a serial killer later known as the "subway butcher" and knowing the purpose of the killing. Let's see in the movie there's like around 10 people died in a pretty crude manner.

Kudos must be given to a few guys Bradley Cooper who portrayed the professional photographer, Vinnie Jones as Mahogany and the director Ryuhei Kitamura for doing hell of a good job directing this master piece.

I won't wanna say much about the movie's plot and all that which is definitely a spoiler and also it's available in the net. Overall it's quite a bloody and meaty thriller. And actually I was surprised that the censor board did quite a bad job, I still heard a few lines of F-word and in fact saw 1 topless scene (just a flash) in the movie! It's not to say I promote film cutting and censorship but since this is already a 18+ movie forget bout the F word and a few scenes la please you've been showing how that fella cut a human like cutting pork-chop mercilessly Yet you censored the F-word? WTF?

All and all a nice one. I highly recommended for meat lovers and if you are vegetarian whom you wish to convert someone to one also bring them to this movie!! I swear to god I nearly puke looking at menu with beef n chicken dishes. In the end I go for seafood. Watch me cuz I dont think I'm gonna touch meat for the next week ie chicken.

Wendy's vs McD?

2008-08-10T01:24:00.005+08:00

Friday after shopping for my shoes I decided to go for Wendy's for lunch (since i'm at the IOI mall). Everytime i go Wendy's I just can't help to benchmark it with our good old Mcdonald's.

I can't help it. And I come to a point to conclude that really Wendy's is more value for money (considering the amount being paid vs the food that you're getting)

As you can see the drink is LARGE size is really HUGE
(1 size bigger than the usual "LARGE" size),
so is the fries (and they serve the thick-cut type!!)

Since I don't take beef I opt for their 'Ultimate Grill Chicken Burger"

Sadly the nuggets is a bit small and not as tasty as McD's (for me)

So I've concluded it like this

Wendy's Vs Mcdonald's
Pros:

They are almost the same price you pay for Mc'ds. I ordered a large set of ultimate chicken grill and a 4 piece nugget cost me around RM 16 while in Mc'd I ordered a large set of Chicken Mcdeluxe and a 4 piece of nugget cost me around RM 15+
They serve Thick cut fries unlike the traditional shoe strings
For beef lovers they have quater-pounder, 1/2 pounder and the 3 quarter pounder to suit your appetite
Their serving size are not 'for illustration purpose only', it's actual size. The value meals comes in small, regular and large. I must say their large serving's are HUGE!! And their regular is equivalent to Mc'd's large size.
Like Burger King You are allowed to add extra cheese.

Cons:

No drink refills (but it's ok if you're ordering large cos very likely you're can't finish the drinks after whole thing), wish they could improve that.
Nuggets are not tasty and crunchy as Mc'donalds' and they don't provide any add-on sauce eg. bbq or sweet & sour sauce. Also small in size, big mouth like me can swallow 2 nuggets 1 shot!
They don't have crushed black pepper flakes like Mc'donalds (cos usually i like to add some salt in pepper on it). They just merely have the usual pepper powder type, doh!
They don't serve breakfast meal (or at least not yet?)
They do not operate 24 hrs
They do have as many branches as Mc'donalds do.

Conclusions
The food is served and the choice is yours! And Wendy's you owe me a cheque!

Kannee na bu chow chee bye namafulat tiu nya mak ham ka ling putangina punde! Damn soi day today.

2008-08-08T17:40:00.007+08:00

In case you don't understand the first part of the title go here. :)

Today I got myself all dress-up ready to go for interview then when i step out from the house....and.... FUCK!! My shoes is gone!!

Who the hell steal shoes?!?! 2 pair of my shoes gone!! 1 leather working shoes and another show for leisure/shopping. damn! namafulat I was damn pissed! and yet my landlord told me "aiya next time dun wear nice nice shoes to work lar.."

WTF??? That's not even nice shoes just normal working kinda leather shoes man! namafulat what the hell he saying?!

And I have to wear slippers to my car which thank god in my car i still have a pair of sports shoes which I left in my car since I went to gym last night. So I went to my 1st interview wearing this.But the good part is when I arrived at the interview's place, they are carpeted and they have the 'please take of your shoes' sign so no-one did actually see me in nike+office wear for interview. Which is totally weird!! Like you're gonna play basket ball in office?

Because the interview place is in Puchong so right after that I went to IOI mall to buy another pair of shoes. That also burn a big hole in my pocket, well what to do dress for success so they say.

So this is what I bought thank god got sale somemore if not I'll be paying even more.

But WTF? Who steals shoes and sell it to earn a living?
Can you imagine how his life is?

A. 'Shoes for sale!! Limited edition!!!"
B. 'Wah lau eh boss this one Gucci one boh how much ar?'
A. 'Oh this one just arrived last night fresh from the oven, can smell? Today only offer 59.90!'
B. 'Oh like that ar? got size 10?'
A. 'Size 8 cannot fit meh? size 10 have to wait oh I'll have to talk to my stockist but only tonight he is working. come back to you tomolo can ar?'
B. '!@#$$^%^$%*%!"

Or Imagine a candidate going for interview with the shoe stealing syndicate.
A. CEO of SCK Sdn. Bhd. (Syarikat Curi Kasut) B. Our interview candidate

A. "Hi. My name is Raju, I am the CEO of this company SCK Sdn bhd. "
B. "Hi Sir good afternoon"
A. "So Subra I see you apply for the job online in jobstreet for our sales executive position"
B. "Yes sir, I click on jobstreet very simple and easy, then from there i click search for Sales- retail/fashion and got you top in the list"
A. "Wahlao eh top liao! eh ah kow now our company top in the search engine liao!!! So Subra tell me bout yourself why you are interested in this job?"
B. "Oh me from brickfields, i am 27 this year. I used to work in jusco n tesco so slowly follow the retail and fashion trend i like it lo so now i looking for this kinda industry lo."
A. " Very good, ambitious young chap. So let me tell you our company back ground. We are a small company with big potential. You know shoes rite? kasut, every people wear wan, you me him everyone. and we supply shoes at low end price to help the community to battle inflation. you know la these days life is hard petrol increase everything increase and yet people still want to look good so we help them lo."
B. "Yes sir makes sense."
A. "Our company only consist of Me the CEO, my wife Letchumi on account and Ah kow the taiko whom open the door for you just now he take care of the operation team."
B. "Wa! 3 person only"
A. "Yeahlo cuz the operation team only work at night and all night long their hours are different."
B. "Oh like that..."
A. "Yes, so my company very small, but we are growing due to the demand of the rakyat want cheaper branded shoes. So your role is help the company to penetrate the market and find out what the customer want, better still if they can cut out from magazine and tell you their shoe size then you process the order to ah kow and ah kow will take care the rest. 20% commission every shoe sold."
B. "Wah so simple only ar?"
A. "Yes unless you want to join the operation team."
B. "Oh yea sir i was just curious to know what they do."
A. "Hmm.. in your resume it says you are an athlete in school and been to national service so this job should be no problem to you. if you join ah kow's team he will give you an area to jaga. then your job everyday is to do go to people's place around 1~2 am and steal the shoes according to the list ah kow give you."
B. "Sounds interesting!"
A. "So which position are you considering? You can do sales in the day and part time join operation team. aiya this my company everything can discuss n settle one. so you on?"
B. "yes sir"
A. "Letchumi! go prepare the letter of offer for Subra for sale executive cum operation assistant. and Subra welcome to the family!"

What the heck? just not going the happen man

New gundam model kit bought

2008-08-08T16:57:00.004+08:00

That day i got a email alert by one for the toy company and there have a clearance sale so I literally got this guy for almost for the price they have in the net! So here it goes my wing Zero custom.

Cover Box from my table

The open up see the runners?
There's like 12 or 13 of them but ended up more simpler than i think.

Instruction manual in Japanese

Finally done but yet still have the stickers and touch up to do.
Took me like 20 over hours to put it all in pieces.

Do you know?

2008-08-05T23:33:00.005+08:00

Something I watch quite sometime ago i find it impacted me a lot. Guess it's going to impact me much more when I later have my own kids.

Enjoy and please pass on.

God bless! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMcfrLYDm2U

Sunrise Jazz and Rhythm Fest 2008

2008-08-04T12:39:00.001+08:00

Went to this Jazz fest couple days ago. I went there quite late but after a few spins i still manage to get a front seat by the restaurant called Zikuya (if not mistaken). They played great music that night, mixture or contemporary and jazzy stuff. Great players like Mia Palencia even have their on works there quite nice!

I missed the opening when I arrived they've gone for a break in between.

This is Mia Pelencia perfoming, she's really good!!

There goes the guitar solo

Look What I've ordered?

Tensoba!! my fav!
That's a grilled cuttlefish (seldom ordered that not bad for a change)

Gena coming down the stage singing in the crowd.

First Blog Of the Page

2006-08-02T04:31:00.000+08:00

This is A Call
Alrighty! u all hear me oh well.. stay blessed for the mean time