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Honda = Had One, Never Drive Another

BMW = Broke My Wallet
= Bring More Worries
= Bring More Women

VOLVO = The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization

YAHOO = You Always Have Other Options

ADIDAS = All day I Dream About Sex

NISSAN = Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing

SONY = Soon Only Not Yet

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MAC = Machine Always Crashes

TOYOTA = Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum

NASA = Nerds Are Searching for Answers

SWAT = Shoot Without Any Thinking

FBI = Friendly But Ignorant

LOVE = Legs Open Very Easy