Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
OMG!!!!!!
The previous post is someone forwarded to me, so i just repost it.
Which gave me the inspiration to say the following:
"Instead of debating over teaching maths and science in english or bm, why don't the ministry of education revise their syllabus in geography? At least for sure they wont produce more idiots who doesnt know their country well?"
I raised my case!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
Facts about where i was born and raised
IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.
A: Now, bastards. You understand?
Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA
Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.
Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS
Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You really believe? F8CK YOU.
Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below
Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.
Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You failed Geography?
Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography
Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography
Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!
Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?
our great CHIEF MINISTER
Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, BASTARDS?
Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!
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sarawak flag
our symbol, hornbill bird bird
Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?A: Now, bastards. You understand?
everyone can fly. wtf
Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA
my house
Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.
SESCO building in Kuching
son of BITCH. do we have electricity?
Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS
Miri Airport
do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport
Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You really believe? F8CK YOU.
go. use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea
Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below
which car you want? WTF
Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.
do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..
Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You failed Geography?
Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography
Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography
Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!
Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?
our great CHIEF MINISTER
Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, BASTARDS?
Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?
1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!
2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.
3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.
4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.
5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce...
7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese..
11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians...
13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'
14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Muthu and friends...
MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****
*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: very2 easy sir 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
*****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a Tanggaci asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : porahhhh citt?????????
*****
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'Dei...tambi are trying to see my wife, eh? Okare(sit) in the back. I will drive.'
*****
*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
'* WASH BASIN * '
*****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****
*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him.... and he did it! ayo...yo kadawale
Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****
*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: very2 easy sir 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
*****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a Tanggaci asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : porahhhh citt?????????
*****
*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****
*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****
*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'Dei...tambi are trying to see my wife, eh? Okare(sit) in the back. I will drive.'
*****
*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard
'* WASH BASIN * '
*****
*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****
*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *
At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him.... and he did it! ayo...yo kadawale
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Also can....
Honda = Had One, Never Drive Another
BMW = Broke My Wallet
= Bring More Worries
= Bring More Women
VOLVO = The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization
YAHOO = You Always Have Other Options
ADIDAS = All day I Dream About Sex
NISSAN = Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing
SONY = Soon Only Not Yet
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MAC = Machine Always Crashes
TOYOTA = Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum
NASA = Nerds Are Searching for Answers
SWAT = Shoot Without Any Thinking
FBI = Friendly But Ignorant
LOVE = Legs Open Very Easy
BMW = Broke My Wallet
= Bring More Worries
= Bring More Women
VOLVO = The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization
YAHOO = You Always Have Other Options
ADIDAS = All day I Dream About Sex
NISSAN = Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing
SONY = Soon Only Not Yet
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MAC = Machine Always Crashes
TOYOTA = Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum
NASA = Nerds Are Searching for Answers
SWAT = Shoot Without Any Thinking
FBI = Friendly But Ignorant
LOVE = Legs Open Very Easy
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Stupid phone
today my cipet phone restarted at least 20 times by itself with or without me realizing it cipet!!!!
I want to change phone liao cannot tahan!!! FAKKKKK!!!!! Especially when you are talking to a important client or your love ones then the phone cut by itself then really super potong stim lo...
BUT $$ havent come in how to change? Sit at home eat banana lo... cipet...
However, donations are more than welcome... please contact me tru facebook :)
I want to change phone liao cannot tahan!!! FAKKKKK!!!!! Especially when you are talking to a important client or your love ones then the phone cut by itself then really super potong stim lo...
BUT $$ havent come in how to change? Sit at home eat banana lo... cipet...
However, donations are more than welcome... please contact me tru facebook :)
Friday, April 24, 2009
28 liao.... Welcome the late 20's group....
Yes yes I am turning 1 year older..more wisdom, more white hair, hopefully twice as rich.
Happy 28th Bird-day Hector~
Happy 28th Bird-day Hector~
Friday, March 27, 2009
So where's my "somebody"?
So where's my "somebody"?
Gotta be Somebody - Nickelback
This time, I wonder what it feels like
To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of
But dreams just aren't enough
So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling
The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene
Straight off the silver screen
So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end
Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight
And dammit this feels too right, it's just like déjà vu
Me standing here with you
So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end
Is it that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
You can't give up, looking for a diamond in the rough
You never know, when it shows up, make sure you're holding on
'Cause it could be the one, the one you're waiting on
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
And everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me, ohhh
Nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Gotta be Somebody - Nickelback
This time, I wonder what it feels like
To find the one in this life, the one we all dream of
But dreams just aren't enough
So I'll be waiting for the real thing, I'll know it by the feeling
The moment when we're meeting, will play out like a scene
Straight off the silver screen
So I'll be holding my own breath, right up 'til the end
Until that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Tonight, out on the street, out in the moonlight
And dammit this feels too right, it's just like déjà vu
Me standing here with you
So I'll be holding my own breath, could this be the end
Is it that moment when, I find the one that I'll spend forever with
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me like that
'Cause nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
You can't give up, looking for a diamond in the rough
You never know, when it shows up, make sure you're holding on
'Cause it could be the one, the one you're waiting on
'Cause nobody wants to be the last one there
And everyone wants to feel like someone cares
Someone to love with my life in their hands
There's gotta be somebody for me, ohhh
Nobody wants to do it on their own
And everyone wants to know they're not alone
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Nobody wants to be the last one there
'Cause everyone wants to feel like someone cares
There's somebody else that feels the same somewhere
There's gotta be somebody for me out there
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Reached.....
At last i reached my quarter target.. *pats pats...
150%? are you far away? answer me!!! I demand an answer or should you be next quarter punye story?
!@#$%^&!
150%? are you far away? answer me!!! I demand an answer or should you be next quarter punye story?
!@#$%^&!
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Drenched....
stressed.......
drenched.........
brain dead.........
pussy hair!!!!
WTF!!!
I dunno what I am writing due to the "sien"ness within...
Silence!!! I kill you!! - Achmed the Dead terrorist
So sue me...
drenched.........
brain dead.........
pussy hair!!!!
WTF!!!
I dunno what I am writing due to the "sien"ness within...
Silence!!! I kill you!! - Achmed the Dead terrorist
So sue me...
Monday, March 23, 2009
phew~!
Hit 100% dy.. at least can catch a breath to 'cheong' for more sales.... phew!!!!
150% here i come!!!!
150% here i come!!!!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Arrrgghhh!!!! Month end closing....!!
Another 10+ days to month end closing... a bit tense because i set a higher target for my ownself. oh well it's my life i make my rules..
After this all i can long for is a 2~3 hrs massage... ah..... and a getaway... and my new phone!!!
Cheerios :)
After this all i can long for is a 2~3 hrs massage... ah..... and a getaway... and my new phone!!!
Cheerios :)
Friday, February 27, 2009
Still bey song!! Cipet!!
I really don't get it, other big countries are already shaking and trembling about the world econ crisis and yet what are our's doing?
Raising Toll fee? Party hoping? Sex DVD video? Curi curi take picture? really damn free hor?
tiu damn still bey song!! WTF?!
Raising Toll fee? Party hoping? Sex DVD video? Curi curi take picture? really damn free hor?
tiu damn still bey song!! WTF?!
WTF?!?! Blind or deaf or dumb?
I think it doesn't take a genius to know that this is really too much n damn geram lo....
For people like me whose job is to travel alot this is really a freaking burden (well i still need to thank my company for paying the toll) but but but how bout others??
Just want to get this off my chest! nah!!!
For people like me whose job is to travel alot this is really a freaking burden (well i still need to thank my company for paying the toll) but but but how bout others??
Just want to get this off my chest! nah!!!
Monday, February 09, 2009
Tips for Better Life
Taken from someone's post in friendster, makes a lot of sense to me at least feel free to share :)
1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did the previous year.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Sleep for 7 hours.
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
5. Play more games.
6. Read more books than you did the previous year.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
11. Drink plenty of water.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
18. Smile and laugh more.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Forgive everyone for everything.
26. What other people think of you is none of your business.
27. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
28. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
29. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
30. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
31. The best is yet to come.
32. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
33. Do the right thing!
34. Call your family often.
35. Your inner most is always happy. So be happy.
36. Each day give something good to others.
37. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Finally one freaking post!
Yes yes yes I've been sleeping for a long long time... so sue me...
I haven't blogging too much mainly is because i don't what to blog and secondly i just started a new job and all.
Looking back last year it was pretty much of a roller coaster ride and yet I survive it through! After all they are right, "What can't kill you makes you stronger!!" and towards the end of last year, a gift, my new name Hector.
So to start the year I come out with my own resolution and improving my blogging is not one of the priority :p but that doesn't stop me from not blogging.
There you go:
1. Embark on a exciting career and earn $$$
2. Clear up my financial mess
3. Start gaining/look up information to do investment
4. Bali!
5. Change my phone, nokia N96 or better
6. Better in my dancing ;)
7. Welcoming a life partner into my life :)
Simple easy and all rounded :). Let's start the year with a big bang and make sure 2009 the year of OX getting ready for us!
I haven't blogging too much mainly is because i don't what to blog and secondly i just started a new job and all.
Looking back last year it was pretty much of a roller coaster ride and yet I survive it through! After all they are right, "What can't kill you makes you stronger!!" and towards the end of last year, a gift, my new name Hector.
So to start the year I come out with my own resolution and improving my blogging is not one of the priority :p but that doesn't stop me from not blogging.
There you go:
1. Embark on a exciting career and earn $$$
2. Clear up my financial mess
3. Start gaining/look up information to do investment
4. Bali!
5. Change my phone, nokia N96 or better
6. Better in my dancing ;)
7. Welcoming a life partner into my life :)
Simple easy and all rounded :). Let's start the year with a big bang and make sure 2009 the year of OX getting ready for us!
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