WTF~!

What a nice gift, petrol price increase again. Cheebye~

OMG!!!!!!

The previous post is someone forwarded to me, so i just repost it.

Which gave me the inspiration to say the following:

"Instead of debating over teaching maths and science in english or bm, why don't the ministry of education revise their syllabus in geography? At least for sure they wont produce more idiots who doesnt know their country well?"

I raised my case!

Facts about where i was born and raised

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

sarawak flag

our symbol, hornbill bird bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: Now, bastards. You understand?

everyone can fly. wtf

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

my house

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

son of BITCH. do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS

Miri Airport

do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You really believe? F8CK YOU.

go. use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea

Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You failed Geography?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?

our great CHIEF MINISTER

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, BASTARDS?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!

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What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce...

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese..

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians...

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Muthu and friends...

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
Muthu : '13th October.'
Interviewer : 'Which year?'
Muthu : 'Every year.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
Muthu replied: very2 easy sir 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
*****
*MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife: 'No! Why?'
Muthu : 'In London , a Tanggaci asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
Wife : porahhhh citt?????????
*****

*MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
Muthu said , 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
*****

*MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach.. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk.
Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
*****

*MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Muthu shouted, 'Dei...tambi are trying to see my wife, eh? Okare(sit) in the back. I will drive.'
*****

*MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Muthu pointed towards the signboard

'* WASH BASIN * '
*****

*MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
*****

*Oh... Lastly.... I forgot ............ the funniest.... *

At a political rally, Muthu was arrested. Why????????? ???
Because a lady journalist with a badge which read '*PRESS*' pinned on the right part of her blouse walked past him.... and he did it! ayo...yo kadawale

Also can....

Honda = Had One, Never Drive Another

BMW = Broke My Wallet
= Bring More Worries
= Bring More Women

VOLVO = The Vehicle Of Low Velocity Organization

YAHOO = You Always Have Other Options

ADIDAS = All day I Dream About Sex

NISSAN = Neatly Installed Sheet Steel Around Nothing

SONY = Soon Only Not Yet

IBM = I Blame Microsoft

MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

MAC = Machine Always Crashes

TOYOTA = Two Old Yamahas On Thin Aluminum

NASA = Nerds Are Searching for Answers

SWAT = Shoot Without Any Thinking

FBI = Friendly But Ignorant

LOVE = Legs Open Very Easy