WTF~!

What a nice gift, petrol price increase again. Cheebye~

OMG!!!!!!

The previous post is someone forwarded to me, so i just repost it.

Which gave me the inspiration to say the following:

"Instead of debating over teaching maths and science in english or bm, why don't the ministry of education revise their syllabus in geography? At least for sure they wont produce more idiots who doesnt know their country well?"

I raised my case!

Facts about where i was born and raised

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

sarawak flag

our symbol, hornbill bird bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A: Now, bastards. You understand?

everyone can fly. wtf

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

my house

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you.

SESCO building in Kuching

son of BITCH. do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS

Miri Airport

do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You really believe? F8CK YOU.

go. use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea

Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You failed Geography?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?

our great CHIEF MINISTER

Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, BASTARDS?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!

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Stupid phone

today my cipet phone restarted at least 20 times by itself with or without me realizing it cipet!!!!

I want to change phone liao cannot tahan!!! FAKKKKK!!!!! Especially when you are talking to a important client or your love ones then the phone cut by itself then really super potong stim lo...

BUT $$ havent come in how to change? Sit at home eat banana lo... cipet...

However, donations are more than welcome... please contact me tru facebook :)

Still bey song!! Cipet!!

I really don't get it, other big countries are already shaking and trembling about the world econ crisis and yet what are our's doing?

Raising Toll fee? Party hoping? Sex DVD video? Curi curi take picture? really damn free hor?

tiu damn still bey song!! WTF?!

WTF?!?! Blind or deaf or dumb?

I think it doesn't take a genius to know that this is really too much n damn geram lo....

For people like me whose job is to travel alot this is really a freaking burden (well i still need to thank my company for paying the toll) but but but how bout others??

Just want to get this off my chest! nah!!!

Movie review----> Catacomb.

What must I say about this movie?
A girl (Victoria) flying to Paris visiting her sister, who brings her to a underground clubbing place in Paris' famous Catacomb. And her sister Carolyn (by Pink) gives her one heck of a "orientation". Fullstops!!

Why? cuz that's the story in 2 line.. I can't afford to say another 1 line or 2.. then comes the spoiler.

Verdict?
Visual, sounds, cast are great. They know their stuff inside out. Only good part is a good lesson learned, I can't say or I'll spoil the fun.

BUT!!!! Having to know the story is going to be like this which is kinda expected. Like Carolyn said "It's going to be a life changing experience for you!". Well it did for Victoria ( Shannyn Sossamon) she made a major break tru back then. Take a good note about what she meant by "All the people I know there died in 48 hrs, including my sister."

As the usual I am always unpleased about the censorship thingy as per mentioned in the Midnight meat train review. So it happens again lo and half the time they still cant manage to censor the almighty "F" word. That's consider biasa la overhere (dont ISA me ar!)

But what i really upset is that this movie is released only sometime this month while in the other places it's already becoming DVD n VHS!!! Meaning what? They've release this in October, 2007!!! What is the matter here?! Niamah....potong stim kau kau.

Rating 5/10

Movie Review ------> Wall E!!!!

Hohoho! Finally my turn to review this movie!
Initially not knowing anything I was in fact confused Wall E for Short Circuit's Johnny 5!
And it's because of writing this review then I did some research and found out that they are different! Way light years different.

Because we were late so we kinda missed like 25 mins of the show. But still manage to pick up along the way.

The story line is pretty simple, It is said that 2110 that Earth was too toxic for humans to stay on so they leave earth and stayed in a space ship, Axiom (a'la Noah's Ark concept) and one Wall E unit (our main "unlikely" hero) is left behind. It's only when year 2815, almost seven hundred years later, Axiom send a probe robot Eve to earth to look for living form and Wall E's advanture begin by following Eve back to Axiom. Which leads to tonnes of disasters and also crowned our unlikely hero become the hero that saves the day!

Phew!!! I 'nearly' review everything didn't I? Go watch yourself la!!
I can only say 4 words, cute, amazing, education and brilliant! After all this movie is really really suitable to bring kids to watch along (I bring 2 :p) and to start them young to love mother earth or we'll simply need robots like Wall-E to clean up the mess.

Notably, you can see how human has 'evolved' after technology takes over alots of daily applications.

To write this little review, I have to do some homework (as usual). I was a bit upset to come to know that the release date cos in the States and Canada, they'd release this movie as early as end of June 08!! While we have to wait for another 1.5 months? Hello??? Explanation please?? Potong stim kau kau!

But ok lah since it's out, so go n watch lo. And think deeply about giving earth a second chance ;)

Olympic = 'holan'pic? See how much have you missed

When I was watching the Beijing Olympic openings at Meng Tien, a local open air food court with free wifi, I was really touched especially the last scene when they light up the Cauldron(aka torch /Olympic flame a new word I learn today). It's like Finally!! The Olympic Cauldron is light up by a ChinesE!!!!

I am so freak'n proud that I am a chinese at that glorious moment so are many patrons in Meng Tien too, everyone clap when they announce the starting of the Olympic game! Sad part is that part of Meng Tien has bad projector so we half the time didn't quite get the image properly. Well that's still ok....

I was pretty upset today after realizing that there's a lot of 'deleted scenes' due to lame cameraman and photographer. It is because of them, they MURDERED the whole thing, the whole of everyones effort putting up the show!! How could they do that? Anyways check out the selected scenes I found in the web. Enjoy

The Blazing moment!

This really beats the Sydney 2000's fire on water and Barcelona's 1992 flaming arrow. Really creative, Chinese superman! I wonder what's next?
Having Human torch of Fantastic Four to light up the Olympic Cauldron? That is if the next Olympic is by US. "Here I come Olympic, Flame on!!!"

But Nothing beats this!

So, when's our turn?