Thursday, August 14, 2008

Movie Review ---> Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Boy I love this movie . The whole thing is really cute and hilarious.
It's about this guy Peter Bretter (Jason Segel) who just got dumped by his celebrity girlfriend Sarah Marshall (Kristen Bell). Because of that he went to Hawaii for a somewhat of 'healing'.

Accidentally he bumped into his ex-girlfriend with another British-rocker boyfriend, Aldous Snow (Russell Brand). While he slowly develop a 'deep connection' with the receptionist Rachel (Mila Kunis) . Then the story goes.......

Ok like the tradition I am not suppose to reveal the whole thing and all and I'm pretty sure if you are looking for the whole story plot you know where to get it.

And I really like Jason Segel's act! He made Peter Bretter so me!! People around me who knows what's going on in my life lately knows what i have been tru and this character is really a resonance of my life!

But the "potong stim' part when they (you know in this country) censor here and there. I was even more upset when I realized how much they've censored it! Yeah but it's forgiven cos there's tones of boob scenes and some 'sex scene' (come'on they are not really doing it!). But I seriously find it funny than sexual? (Am I the only one?)

Seriously, get the uncensored version! Cos it's worth every bit of it.




My Meatless Week Day 2

As a sequel of day 1, I had the leftover bananas from yesterday which is ripen better today so it's tastier.

As for dinner I had Fillet o'fish Mcvalue meal. Hey i'm not violating the rules! Still it's no poultry product ie, no chicken, beef, pork and lamb/mutton! :p

It's Fish!!!




Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Olympic = 'holan'pic? See how much have you missed

When I was watching the Beijing Olympic openings at Meng Tien, a local open air food court with free wifi, I was really touched especially the last scene when they light up the Cauldron(aka torch /Olympic flame a new word I learn today). It's like Finally!! The Olympic Cauldron is light up by a ChinesE!!!!

I am so freak'n proud that I am a chinese at that glorious moment so are many patrons in Meng Tien too, everyone clap when they announce the starting of the Olympic game! Sad part is that part of Meng Tien has bad projector so we half the time didn't quite get the image properly. Well that's still ok....

I was pretty upset today after realizing that there's a lot of 'deleted scenes' due to lame cameraman and photographer. It is because of them, they MURDERED the whole thing, the whole of everyones effort putting up the show!! How could they do that? Anyways check out the selected scenes I found in the web. Enjoy


The Blazing moment!

This really beats the Sydney 2000's fire on water and Barcelona's 1992 flaming arrow. Really creative, Chinese superman! I wonder what's next?
Having Human torch of Fantastic Four to light up the Olympic Cauldron? That is if the next Olympic is by US. "Here I come Olympic, Flame on!!!"


But Nothing beats this!

So, when's our turn?




My Meatless week

Disclaimer: First of all I define the word 'Meatless' to be no poultry product ie, no chicken, beef, pork and lamb/mutton (no!!!). I still take fish and other seafood stuff. Ok?

As a announcement made in previous post, I decided to go on meatless for at least a week and beyond if possible. Part of the reason is because of the gruesome movie Midnight Meat Train, and partly because of health (hmm.. we'll see..)



Banana for lunch! only RM1.93 Cheap and recession proof!

Tang fishball!! Near my house nothing beats the simplicity of it

Bon Apetit!

Stay tuned for further episode.




Thank you for the censor? You sure?

Finally found something to inspire me to write this little something.
As a part of the continuation of my last post regarding censorship.

Should we also pay tribute to our censor board to? nada!!



Part 1



Part 2



Part 3

Thank you for the censor? Hello!! Wake up and smell the coffee!!

But I buy the idea of 'self censor' ;)





Monday, August 11, 2008

Jokes Cold Jokes

This from my old multiply pages post

屋頂漏水的話該請哪一種神 ?

想到要請哪一種神了嗎?

公佈答案了喔!但是..... 我說了你千萬不要打我.....

真的要我說............

好吧!我說就是了 ...........

是是是..... 面桶拿來神 ( 台語 )

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滷苦瓜..滷蕃茄..滷鮮橙 ..

就是沒有人滷柿子 ...
你們知道為什麼嗎 ?

因為 ..... 柿可殺,不可滷

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颱風天要帶多少錢才能夠出門?

答案: 4 千萬......

颱風天沒 事千萬不要出門

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從前有一隻狗( 超級難的邏輯思考 )

狗的前面有一隻貓

貓的前面有一隻鼠

鼠的後面有一隻貓

貓的後面有一隻狗

請問狗的後面是什麼?

真的不想了嗎?

真的要看答案嗎?

好吧!

Ans:蟲 (從前有一隻狗 ...我說過了,一開始我就說了...>O< )

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船上有二 個人,一個是船長,另一個是水手,
船長負責開船,請問 水手 負責什麼工作 ?

想出來水手負責什麼工作了嗎?

答案是:關燈
因為 隨手 ( 水手) 關燈

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天氣多變化....看冷笑話也會變化 ....
7-11猜一個職業
答案真的很..... @^@$^#&^@%@#$@#^$#&&&&&*^
不是店員
答案是:護士
為什麼?

因為7-11= -4